Wizard of the Month

Necks to You Copyright 2006 by Ginger; Necks to You Copyright 2006 by Caius Marcius

From May 2004 to April JKR's site has provided an extra-Canoncal Wizard of the Month. Not until November 2006 did any of the designees inspire a filk. This remains a great uncharted area, especially for anyone looking to create a first solo.

A filk by Ginger to the tune of Close to You by the Carpenters.

NOTE: LORCAN D'EATH was the Wizard of the Month for November 2006. He is especially renowned for his hit single, Necks to You

TBAY RADIO ANNOUNCER: Good evening, folks. Welcome to TBAY radio, the evening edition. We have a wonderful evening of news, weather and Quidditch, along with your favourite hits from today and yesterday. Kaynes is out on assignment, but keep those fan letters coming. He loves them.

We'll have an update on the Wizard-hunt for Severus Snape, accused killer of Albus Dumbledore, and an interview with Polish Seeker, Josef Wronski; but first, here's Lorcan D'eath with his hit single, "Necks to You".

D'EATH:
Why does blood suddenly appear
Just below your left ear?
How I'd live!
What I would give!
Necks to you.

Why do I feel the urge to dine
Without food or good wine?
You're the most!
I make this toast:
Necks to you.

On the day I found you, love,
I circled in the skies above.
And waited 'til your window opened wide.
Then by light of moon
That night in June
I stole within to be right by your side.

Garlic and crosses all around,
To my oath, I am bound:
What it takes,
Whate'er the stakes.
Necks to you.

Ginger, who has a fear of vampires, but not so bad that I can't write filks about them.

To the tune of Next to You by Sting and the Police

THE SCENE: Superstar vocalist Lorcan D'eath sings a love song to his full-blooded vampire sweetheart

LORCAN D'EATH
You drive me bats but you are real nice
You are the greatest thing since Annie Rice
Just to have you, I'll pay any price
I'll even give you my own throat to slice

You are the gal
I want to interview
All I want is to bring necks to you.
I'll rob blood banks
Or burn ev'ry stake
I'll do whatever,
Babe, your thirst to slake

Nosferatu!
All I want is to bring necks to you
Nosferatu!
All I want is to bring necks to you

How do I love thee, let me Count the ways
I'd love to hide with you from solar rays
You may be undead but I feel alive
Just take me over, or I won't survive

Nosferatu!
All I want is to bring necks to you
Nosferatu!
All I want is to bring necks to you

All I want is to bring necks to you
All I want is to bring necks to you
All I want is to bring necks to you

I told Van Helsing, "Hell, you make me sing!"
I told Bram Stoker of the stokes you bring
'Cause you're the one who sets my blood on fire
You put the vamp, baby, into vampire

Nosferatu!
All I want is to bring necks to you
Let's interview!
All I want is to bring necks to you
Nosferatu!
All I want is to bring necks to you
Let's interview!
All I want is to bring necks to you
All I want is to bring necks to you
All I want is to bring necks to you
All I want is to bring necks to you
All I want is to bring necks to you...

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