Foodstuffs

Andy Warhol's Bertie Bott's Beans.

Based on Brillo Boxes

Image © 2004 by Red Scharlach

* = post-OOP

Gor-ious Food Copyright 2001 by Judy Nathanson; Bertie's Beans Copyright 2001 by Caius Marcius; Every Flavor Beans Copyright 2001 by Pippin; Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees Copyright 2003 by Gail; Bertie Botts (Ev'ry Flavor Beans) Copyright 2003 by Jackie DeMedio; Choc Frogs are Delicious Copyright 2005 by Jason LeBouef

To the tune of the Beatles' Let it Be

THE SCENE: The Honeydukes shop in Hogsmeade. Enter HARRY

HARRY
When I first rode the Hogwarts Express,
That's when they burst on the scene
They were so delicious, Bertie's Beans.
Licorice Wands and Pumpkins Pasties
When compared seem so routine
They satiate my sweet tooth, Bertie's Beans
Bertie's Beans, that's my theme
Bertie's Beans, so supreme
I will always gobble Bertie's Beans

When I find myself in Hogsmeade shopping,
I choose only the best cuisine
I will always purchase Bertie's Beans
They're a treat that comes in countless flavors,
From earwax to tangerine
They're a snack to savor, Bertie's Beans
Bertie's Beans, blue and green
Bertie's Beans, loved by teens
I will always munch on Bertie's Beans

When the might of the dark powers face me,
What I need to stay serene
Is a bag or two of Bertie's Beans
I know my foes are cruel Death Eaters,
Eating things that make them mean
They refuse to relish Bertie's Beans
Bertie's Beans, a vaccine
'Gainst all things that are unclean
I will always scarf down Bertie's Beans

You can keep your caramel corn
Muggle candy treats are not for me
Cause I'd rather spend my life
Eatings bags of Bertie's Beans

Chorus (2x)
We all love eating Every Flavor Beans
Every Flavor Beans
Every Flavor Beans

So we nibble on each one
Then we frown if it's sardine
Cause each mouthful's a surprise
With an Ev-er-y Flavor Bean

Chorus

We get all we can afford
From the Honeyduke's candy store
Rubber band or cheese souffle
(lalala la,lalalala,lalalala,lalalala, ewww!)

Chorus

A filk by Gail to the tune of Dizzy Miss Lizzy as performed by the Beatles

RON:
I want some Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees, the candy I adore
I want some Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees, I eat them by the score
Yeah, Fizzing Whizzbees, shore would like some more

Can't stand Cockroach Clusters, think they're really gross
Just give me Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees, nothing else comes close
Such a great tasting candy, man, I really dig them the most

They're great these Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees, I'm on a sugar high
Oooooo, Whizzbees, say that they're alright
Come on, come on, come on, candy
I wanna get some tonight

Buy them at Honeydukes, in the village of Hogsmeade
Buy them at the candy store, down at Diagon Alley
Those crazy Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees, It's what I want to eat

Come on give me candy, say it really tastes good
I love those Fizzing Fizz Whizzbees, man, it's understood
If I could eat these candies all day, you know there's no doubt that I would