WORST SIDE STORY: VOLDEMORTIFIED

To the tune of The Jet Song

DEATH EATERS:
When you're a Death Eater, it's all the way
From your wand's first green jet
To its final A.K.!
When you're a Death Eater, there's no escape
Die like Regulus Black
Or else come back like Snape.
You're Pureblood elite
You're feared and you're respected
Your foes are dead meat
No matter how protected
Once they're selected!
Then you are set with a Dark Mark tattoo
That you'll never forget 'till they're burying you
When you eat death, you live for death!

When you're a Death Eater, you rule the town
You're a Slytherin kid wearing Ravenclaw's crown.
We're royalty, it's no coincidence
'Cause we've got our own Lord
And our own half-blood Prince!
Death Eaters are here
Lock up your wives and daughters
The Order steers clear
'Cause friends of Harry Potter's
Are lousy rotters!
Here come Death Eaters
In mask, cloak, and hood
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so good.
Here come Death Eaters
There's no way to hide
Because Lily and James tried
And both of 'em died.

We live in disguise
Identities stay hidden
Anonymous guys
Who do the Dark Lord's biddin'
And we ain't kiddin'-
When we announce that we're planning to beat
Every Mudblood we see
As we walk down the street
Down the whole-ever-Muggle-lovin'-street!