Wizards

A Half-Blood Prince musical-in-progress by R.J. Lupin based on Stephen Schwartz's Wicked

The Dark Lord
His Dear Will
Delacour
Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes
What's Draco Doing?
Half-Blood Prince and I
Defeat That Dark Wizard
Can't Have That Girl
A Team Through and Through
Defying Dumbledore
A Lycanthropic Man
Finale

Copyright 2005 by R.J. Lupin


The Dark Lord (HBP, Chap. 1 & 2)

To the tune of Thank Goodness

SCENE: The wizards and witches of the magic world cling to their copies of the Daily Prophet as the news of Voldemort's return spreads

WIZARDS and WITCHES:
You-Know-Who has come back!
Once again the terror's struck
All because of his evil return
It's worse now he came back
Now we're running out of luck
Now what new protection can we learn?

MINISTRY OF MAGIC:
Here's our advice, words, and wisdom:
Use the buddy system!
And if there's something freaky
Report immediately

WIZARDS and WITCHES:
We see!
Save us from You-Know-Who!
Chosen One, please help us through
Tell us something
Now what do we do?
Now what do we do?
Now what do we do?

Meanwhile, Narcissa and Bellatrix find their way to Spinner's End

NARCISSA: (spoken)
Leave me alone, Bella!
BELLATRIX: (spoken)
No! You cannot do this!
NARCISSA: (spoken)
Yes I can! Go back! I have something important to discuss- with Severus!

Oh what a fine discussion I'll have today
BELLATRIX:
Narcissa!
NARCISSA:
I'm sure that Severus will have lots to say
BELLATRIX:
Narcissa!
How can you know that all that he'll say will be true?
You couldn't be stupider!
Oh, Cissy!

NARCISSA:
But-
I really must speak with him
-Don't sigh-
I need to speak with him
And I
Really don't care
If you say 'beware'
Because he has the Dark Lord's trust

Someone like you won't understand
One bit
About this awful plan
'Cause it makes me afraid
Of what could be done or be made
If it stays so!
I must speak with Severus
And I'll see what he can do
And I know he'll help, he must
Because nothing bad can happen
To my dear son, Draco!

Narcissa knocks on the door, and Snape opens it

SNAPE: (spoken)
Narcissa! This is a surprise! Come in, come in... fine,
Bellatrix, you come too.
NARCISSA: (spoken)
I must speak with you at once about the plan and Draco
. SNAPE: (spoken)
Yes, but not immediately, you see-

The Dark Lord has requested
That Wormtail's here to assist
And although he is not too useful for anything
Well, this vermin little mouse
Will give drinks and clean my house
So Wormtail, get wine- then get going!

Grumbling, Wormtail gives the three a glass of wine each, then runs back up to his room

SNAPE:
Now back to why you're here
I believe that you brought some concerns
And I will address them
So let's get talking

Before Narcissa can continue, Bellatrix interrupts her

BELLATRIX:
First, I for one would like to know
Just why we should have your trust!
He fell, and where was Severus
Right when he returned to us?
Why are you still with Dumbledore?
Is it work or is it a whim?
And why is Potter still alive
When you could have killed him?

(spoken) Well? (sung) Tell us! Yes, why don't you go and tell us?

SNAPE: (spoken) Of course I will tell you. Though, I must wonder that if you are so devoted and in tune with the Dark Lord, why you did not think that he has asked me these questions, and that I can hardly answer them again if he did not believe me to be most honest.

You see I never have turned from him
No, I never have turned from him
Though I'll admit that I
Am quite a good spy
And don't falter confrontation
Dumbledore thinks I'm on his side
That it's for him that I have spied

(spoken) Oh, but I surely haven't...

(sung) With Dumbledore's trust
I do what I must
To get our Lord information

All these years I've been working toward
A day that'll give him reward
And nobody has guessed
I'm fufilling a quest
For the Dark Lord

And as for dear Draco
I will repeat what you should know
So
If Draco can succeed then
He will have done a good deed
The Dark Lord will honor him
Though, perhaps I could help Draco

NARCISSA:
Thank you so much for your help now
You protection and vow
Well...
Would you vow?
SNAPE:
Yes, of course, I will vow
Bella, bond us now

Snape and Bellatrix grasp hands, and Bellatrix puts her wand at the hands

NARCISSA:
Will you, Severus
Protect and watch my son?
SNAPE:
Yes, I will
NARCISSA:
Will you finish his deed if that is the need?
SNAPE:
Yes, I will
BELLATRIX:
This means Narcissa and Snape
Your vow is done
Your bond is unbreakable

SNAPE:
I couldn't be more loyal
BELLATRIX:
I couldn't be more faithful
NARCISSA:
I couldn't be more thankful...
SNAPE and BELLATRIX:
To Dark Lord....
SNAPE, BELLATRIX, and NARCISSA:
Today!
(Thank Dark Lord for today!)

His Dear Will (HBP, Chap. 3)

To the tune of Dear Old Shiz

SCENE: Dumbledore comes to Privet Drive to collect Harry, and tells him that Sirius has made a will. He pulls a piece of paper out of his robes, taps his wand on it, and a magical chorus as well as Sirius's voice begins singing from it

SIRIUS'S VOICE and MAGICAL CHORUS:
Now when I die
These rules apply
On just what you need to do

MAGICAL CHORUS:
(Need to do)

SIRIUS'S VOICE and MAGICAL CHORUS:
All that is mine is now Harry's
I hope that you're fine and very pleased
But apologize to you

SIRIUS'S VOICE:
(Sorry too)

SIRIUS' VOICE AND MAGICAL CHORUS:
For you get Kreacher-

Dumbledore waves his wand, there is a pop, and Kreacher appears

KREACHER:
No-no-no-no-nooooooo!

SIRIUS'S VOICE:
Too...
MAGICAL CHORUS:
(Kreacher too...)

Delacour (HBP, Chap. 5)

To the tune of Popular

SCENE: HARRY is now at the Burrow, and as he sits in RON'S room with RON, HERMIONE, and GINNY, another figure comes waltzing through.

FLEUR:
Oh 'Arry eet ees really
Too long since I've seen you
And I wonder- dear 'Arry
What's 'appened, what ees new?
But stop and hear zis before you do-
Eet ees slightly thanks to you I'll say
That 'elped me look to zis grand day
Because you brought
Zis darling man my way
I theenk you do not know
Wheech ees quite shocking but I'll tell you so
I really 'ope you'll be able to go
See me and Bill
For next summer
When we will

Get married!
When Bill and I get married!
'Cause we make ze perfect pair
As you are aware
So eet's good zat 'e met me!
Together for all our lives
When that day arrives
Once we're Bill and Fleur Weasley!

It's so- ooh la la
Oh zat Bill makes me ga-ga
With zat red 'air and fang, 'e's
Beautiful azz me
Eet's ze best choice we could make
Well, goodbye
Becuzz I must go and make him a cake

FLEUR exits, which prompts GINNY to begin ranting about her

GINNY:
Don't you think she's the most annoying thing you've seen?
All she ever does is complain, go snog bill, and preen
I am so sick of all her talk about
Her wedding and her dumb self
Oh, put it on a shelf
Please not anymore
Delacour
I can't stand Fleur Delacour
If Bill was right in the head
He'd choose Tonks instead
And not this sickly piece of phlegm- oh, er

For GINNY has seen MRS. WEASLEY pass by the door

I mean she's very special
Superficial girl named Phlegm- Fleur!

La la
La la!
Look at me, I'm
Fleur Delacour!

When I see the boys all drool and
Act around her like such a fool
I just want to smack her with a bench
Because the
Boys all gape, what's wrong with them? and
Even Snape seemed charmed by 'ol Phlegm
I think we know the reason
"Well, Ah am French!"

No, she's a veela! Please!
That's why they're smitten with her
If we beat her head with books
Took away her looks
Then they all might just realize
Phlegm's a dumb girly that I
Despise!

(spoken) Why, Harry, Ron, look at you! You're both still in love with her French Veela ways!

HARRY and RON: (spoken)
N-no we're not
GINNY:(spoken)
Of course you're not.

(sung) When bill and Phlegm wed
You'll know what I've said
And you'll learn fast it's true
'Cause she'll be here forever
Oh God, what am I gonna do?

La la
La la!
That Phlegm Delacour
I say, she's worse than a Mary-Sue!

Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes (HBP, Chap. 6)

To the tune of One Short Day

SCENE: Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys are in Diagon Alley, and decide to go and visit Fred and George's shop

MRS. WEASLEY: (spoken)
Now, we've only got time for a quick look, everyone...
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE and GINNY:
One short day here in Diagon Alley...
RON: (spoken)
I can't wait to see what they'e been up to lately!
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and GINNY:
One weird way to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes...

One weird way
To Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
For one day
In this brilliant joke shop
Oh, I say
Look at everything in here
I'm sure that we will find
A something in mind
To not leave behind

HERMIONE:
There are daydream charms and Muggle tricks!
HARRY:
Snackboxes!
RON:
And quill magic!
GINNY:
Pygmy Puffs!
RON:
Hangman!
And even more

HARRY:
There are Shield Charms for cloaks, even hats
GINNY:
Love Potions!
HERMIONE:
And look at that!
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE and GINNY:
I think we've found a really wicked store!
I never knew
Just what they could do

FRED:
We could replace our friend Zonko's
GEORGE:
But we'll just see if they will close
FRED and GEORGE:
But as for now, why don't you wander through?

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and GINNY:
One great day
In Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
One great day
And there is so much to see
One great day
To please yourself to pieces
So much in this room
And they'll make more soon
It's the place to be!

RON: (spoken)
Hey... look at what Fred and George are doing over here! Come on, you guys!

They wander over to a crowd around Fred and George, who are advertising their latest product

FRED and GEORGE:
Why have you
Been worrying so much just a-
-Bout that bad guy called You-Know-Who?
I think you
Need to be worrying a-
-Bout that U-No-Poo!
It's that constipation sensation
And now it's groping the nation
Woo-oo-oo
Such a fascination
In your contemplation

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and GINNY: (at the same time as Fred and George)
One weird way
To Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
For one day
To have the thrill of your life

FRED and GEORGE: (at the same time as Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny)
Why have you
Been worrying so much just a-
-Bout that bad guy called You-Know-Who?
I think you
Need to be worrying a-
-Bout that U-No-Poo!

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and GINNY:
Oh, I say
I want to stay here all day

There is so much to buy
Candy for my eyes
And look at all these
Magic folks

HERMIONE:
Exhilarant
RON:
Excellent
HARRY:
It's brilliant

ALL IN JOKE SHOP:
Here in the shop of all
Wizard-

HARRY: (spoken to Ron and Hermione)
Look out there, it's Malfoy skulking and sneaking around!
Let's follow him!

ALL IN JOKE SHOP:
Jokes!

What's Draco Doing? (HBP, Chap. 6)

To the tune of What Is This Feeling?

HARRY:
I've got some confusion over Malfoy's latest plans
RON:
But of course he's being evil
HERMIONE:
And the answer we can't weedle
HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE:
So this Malfoy thing is really tiresome
Yes

HARRY:
I've got a conclusion that I'm sure you'll understand
Malfoy must be
Doing dark and dirty dealings
To get revenge on what he's feeling, oh don't you see?
RON and HERMIONE:
Um...

HERMIONE:
What's Malfoy doing?
I really can't guess
RON:
After a few days
I couldn't care less
HERMIONE:
Perhaps he's buying
RON:
Maybe he's fixing
Something he's broken
HERMIONE:
What is he doing?
RON and HERMIONE:
Guess we'll never know
We'll just leave it so
Yes...

HARRY:
I know!
Malfoy must be a Death Eater!
RON:
He's a what?
HARRY:
I said
Death Eater!
Think of it:
All of it fits!
After all, earlier in the shop
Malfoy clearly told Malkin to stop

From pulling up his left sleeve!
But then he showed it to Borgin
Then Borgin looked rather displeased
And now I believe!
All the signs are pointing to a 'yes'
And somehow we will make him confess
That he's a Death
Eater, eating at the
Whole world's life!

HERMIONE:
Harry, you must have made a mistake
RON:
Because I wouldn't reckon that he'd take
Malfoy in and let him join him
It'd be hard to keep it secret
With Hogwarts being as a threat
HERMIONE:
Plus... you haven't got much proof yet!

RON and HERMIONE:
Listen, Harry, although you've set
Your mind on Malfoy as You-Know's pet
We have got to tell you
It might not be true!
It could be

HARRY: (at the same time as Ron and Hermione)
What's Malfoy doing?
I think it is clear
He's a Death Eater
Who is spreading fear
And what his plans are
I'm really not sure
But he's positioned here!
We have got to tell
Yes
Now...

RON and HERMIONE: (at the same time as Harry)
Nothing
Maybe it is really nothing
Maybe it's not worth
Discussing
Perhaps you've
Just been fussing
Even though we're sure
You're not a fop
We are going to
Ask you to stop
Now...

RON and HERMIONE: (and HARRY)
Harry! (Malfoy!)
There must be an explanation (D.E.!)
Other than your speculation (Malfoy!)
It's too soon to tell! (D.E.!)

HARRY: (and Ron and Hermione)
Sorry, but I'm sure
It has to be
There's no other
Reason I can see

Malfoy's a Death Eater (Listen)
For Voldemort, causing (Harry)
Harm, the Dark Mark's
On his arm (Harry, please)
He's causing hell!

RON and HERMIONE:
Harry!
Harry, maybe it is
Nothing!

GINNY: (spoken)
Just to warn you guys, Phlegm is coming!
HARRY, RON and HERMIONE: (spoken)
Ahh!

Half-Blood Prince and I (HBP, Chap. 9)

To the tune of The Wizard and I

SCENE: In SLUGHORN's first potions class, HARRY has followed the Half-Blood Prince's advice, and become SLUGHORN'S favorite student. And so, unaware of the Prince's true identity, HARRY continues uses the book to his advantages

SLUGHORN:
Oh, Harry, Harry...
It's clear that you're a winner
I am certain you have the gift
Why, you could have oceans of
Potions emo-
-Tions, if you catch my drift
Harry, my boy!
You're talented as your mother
A fine girl like no other
Yes, she was a great student
Like you, and now I would bet
That her talent passed through
'Cause it shows in you

HARRY:
Did that really just happen?
Is that actually possible?
That for once I'm best
In this potions test
And could win that bottle?
Though it wasn't myself
Because help came
But why complain?

When I started Hogwarts
I could plainly see
That Snape, our potions teacher
Always hated, or well- loathed me
For five years I failed his classes
But now you know where that ass is?
He is teaching Defensive Arts
And I don't think that was too smart-
Oh-
But the point is
Now that he's out of my hair
His greasy hair and his big nose
In Potions class it shows
That I do well there

Actually the thing is
Slughorn gave my book
I opened it for Potions
It was quite a look
At first the scribbles annoyed me
But now those thoughts have changed
'Cause I followed their directions
And then my potion rearranged
Well the potion's results
Still were the same
Just new directions I tried
Now I do so well with
Half-Blood Prince and I

And though I'm not quite sure just who he is
I know he must have been a great wiz
All the pages I'm examining
He's instructing on everything
And though Hermione is getting mad
From all the better results I've had
Half-Blood Prince, I am so glad
Your help stops me brewing bad

I never thought
That I could be so darn good
In Potions but I'll get by
'Cause I do so well with
Half-Blood Prince and I...
You truly are a gift
The Half-Blood Prince

An Auror man
I could still be an Auror man
I thought that my career is crushed
But I know I still can
Because- I am still in Potions
And now pass with devotion
I know Snape will cry fury
When he finds out the Half-Blood Prince
Made an Auror of me!

And I always will remember
Who I really need to thank
For giving such good advice
That it helped lead me to my rank
I may not ever
Find out just who you are
But I know that we will
Go so far
Topping the Potions class
With flying colors we will pass
And we will show Snape's greasy ass!
Half-Blood Prince
And I!

Defeat That Dark Wizard

To the tune of No One Mourns the Wicked

SCENE: HARRY has arrived at his first lesson with DUMBLEDORE, and together they plunge down into the Pensieve to relive the story of TOM RIDDLE, which will convienently now show HARRY two lesson's worth of memories instead of one. They follow behind OGDEN who has arrived at the Gaunt house.

MARVOLO AND MORFIN:
Who dares?
Who jaunts?
Who comes to the house of Gaunt?
Who says that they've come for business here?
Who's come to be a huge pain right in our rear?
Who comes?
You're dumb
Welcome

As OGDEN speaks with with MARVOLO and MORFIN, MEROPE wanders over to the window and watches TOM RIDDLE SENIOR and CECILIA pass

CECILIA: (spoken as she points at the Gaunt house)
Look! It's an eyesore!

MEROPE: (spoken)
Oh Tom...
(sung) Can't you see past
My torture that's vast?
Can't you just stop by so I'll not cry oh so blue?
Dear Tom, can't you see that I love you?
It'd be so nice to know
I'm a witch who knows magic
Things will not be so tragic if one day
We'll run away
And you'll say--

MARVOLO has caught MEROPE eyeing TOM RIDDLE SENIOR, so he pulls her away from the window and starts yelling at her for it

MARVOLO:
No one cares for Mudbloods!

MORFIIN:
No one cares for half-bloods too!

MARVOLO and MORFIN:
Worst of all are those filthy Muggles!

MARVOLO:
The good man is a pureblood!
Oh Ogden, just go and shoo
'Cause I bet pureblood isn't you!

And purebloods know
We're Slytherin's descendents
Purebloods know
We're last of his living
Purebloods know we've everything
Like his locket
And my ring

MARVOLO and MORFIN:
Yes, purebloods know
You're only good as your name
Purebloods know
Muggles are such a shame
If you even think that they
Are just okay
You will pay

MARVOLO now attacks MEROPE, and MORFIN chases OGDEN away

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken) Was Voldemort born wicked? Or did he have wickedness thrust upon him? After all, he had a mother and father-- by means of a love potion...

TOM SENIOR:
Dear Merope you really are so lov'ly
MEROPE:
Oh, dear Tom, but you're much more than me
TOM SENIOR:
I love you and I know I'll love
Our beautiful baby

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken)
For reasons not certain, Merope stopped feeding Tom the love potion, and so Tom, now aware of what she was doing, left her.

TOM SENIOR:
I know who you are- daughter of that tramp!
What am I doing married to you?
No, I do not want to see any son
He was never mine, so there's no reason
I've been hoodwinked, I've been deceived, I've been lied to
This love isn't true

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken)
And then, with both of Voldemort's parents gone, he spent his childhood in an orphanage until I came to invite him to Hogwarts and tell him he was- well-- different

PAST!DUMBLEDORE:
A wizard!
TOM:
Who?
PAST!DUMBLEDORE:
You can do magic
TOM:
How true!
PAST!DUMBLEDORE:
You'll come to school
Follow the rules
And in no time you'll fol-
-low your parents-

TOM makes a loud, dramatic scoffing-gasp

PAST!DUMBLEDORE: (spoken)
Oh dear!
What is it? What's wrong?

TOM:
My mother's dead
It's not my mom
Could be father
But he's gone
And yet they still chose to name me
This boring, common, useless name of-
TOM AND ORPHANS:
TOM!!

TOM: (spoken to himself)
I need a new name...
I need a new name!

The memory has then ended, so HARRY and DUMBLEDORE travel back to DUMBLEDORE'S office where they find the PORTRAITS OF HEADMASTERS singing

PORTRAITS OF HEADMASTERS:
So he chose 'Voldemort'!
And it caused respect and fear
Now he's made his way back into here!

DUMBLEDORE now begins singing a high, operatic trill while the PORTRAITS continue

PORTRAITS OF HEADMASTERS:
And
This is why
We all depend on you
This is why
You see what he's gone through
DUMBLEDORE:
What he's been through
PORTRAITS OF HEADMASTERS:
This is how (This is how)
You'll learn how to defeat
When you meet
Defeat that Dark Wizard!
DUMBLEDORE:
Harry!
PORTRAITS OF HEADMASTERS:
Defeat that Dark Wizard!
DUMBLEDORE:
Harry!

DUMBLEDORE and PORTRAITS OF HEADMASTERS:
Defeat that Dark Wizard!
Wizard!
Wizard!

Can't Have That Girl

To the tune of I'm Not That Girl

SCENE: After seeing Ginny kissing Dean, Harry goes back to reflect on his thoughts for Ginny.

HARRY:
Four years ago
Didn't realize, didn't know
Something that could have began
But I didn't see
And she's not with me

Lost time with Cho
That was stupid, now I know
Who I should've been with along
She could be that girl
That time is gone

And yet the thing is I'm quite aware
She's the sister of my best friend
But would Ron have acted completely fair
If he saw just what could be fate?

Give up, she's fine
Has her boyfriend all the time
You had your chance but it's through
Now she's picked her guy
And though you try
It is not you

Wise up and say
Toward her you can't feel this way
Your fantasies, they cannot come true
Though I wonder why
I know that I
Can't have that girl

A Team Through and Through (HBP, Chap. 26)

To the tune of As Long As You're Mine

SCENE: HARRY and DUMBLEDORE are in the cave and have found out how to retrieve the Horcrux. DUMBLEDORE instructs HARRY to make him drink the potion, and HARRY obliges.

HARRY:
Drink up this potion
Sir, you'll be fine
You've got to keep drinking
To finish the line
We'll reach the Horcrux
Once it is gone
Sir, it's important
You need to drink on

I really don't want to
But I must insist
You finish the goblets
Because you just resist
What if it turns out
This was wrong to do?
I only keep on because I'm
Your man through and through

DUMBLEDORE:
Don't make me do this
It's too much pain
But all of this torture
You make sustain
All of it's my fault
No more pretend
I will do anything
Just make it all end

HARRY and DUMBLEDORE:
Make all of this stop
I can't bear to be
(Forcing you)/(Living with) this madness
With no end I can see
DUMBLEDORE:
Easy if you will
Just go and kill me
HARRY:
It is over now
You'll be free!

HARRY plunges some water down DUMBLEDORE's throat, helping to revive him

HARRY and DUMBLEDORE:
Getting this Horcrux
Was not a task small
But with us together
We can destory them all
We'll work together until he is gone
And from there we will carry on
A team through and through

HARRY: (spoken)
Don't worry, Professor.
DUMBLEDORE: (spoken)
I am not worried, Harry. I am--
With you.

Defying Dumbledore (HBP, Chap. 27)

To the tune of Defying Gravity

SCENE: Harry and Dumbledore return from their adventure at the cave to discover that there is a Dark Mark over Hogwarts, and they run up to the tower

HARRY:
Professor Dumble-
I see a Dark Mark here
I'm paralyzed with fear
I hope it is not the end
For one or more of my friends

DUMBLEDORE:
I see it also
Harry, now obey me
Go get Professor Snape
And quick, before it's too late
For us to get to safety

Harry becomes stupefied, Dumbledore becomes disarmed, and Draco Malfoy comes out of the shadows

DRACO:
Old man, you are going nowhere
I've got you trapped in this lair

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken)
Ah, good evening Draco.
(sung) I'm aware of what you're doing
But are you acting alone?
Or is someone helping your mission?

DRACO:
Yes
But I have done it-yes
I have done it on my own

I'm not the same old student
Not just a Slytherin
And you can hear my statement, I
Let the Death Eaters in
Not just for entertainment
Hurting Mudbloods, girl or man
They are here for one purpose
Help me with the plan

I've been all year
Defying Dumbledore
You're queer so I'm
Defying Dumbledore
You will be here no more

DUMBLEDORE:
Oh what a lovely idea
Would you please care to explain more here?

DRACO:
Used the Vanishing Cabinet
From right under your nose
'Cause when they both are fixed
A secret path to Hogwarts shows
And to make sure that you came
Imperius'd with no shame
Once Dark Lord knows
The world will never be the same

I'm in the lead
Defying Dumbledore
Necklace and mead
For defying Dumbledore
Or he'd kill me for sure

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken)
Draco, you don't have to do this. I know you do not want to. There are other options.

(sung) You're no killer
I know that you are no killer
Or surely you would have murdered me not long ago
Draco
Come and join the right side
Do not be terrified
Your whole fam'ly we can hide

With the right side
Defying Voldemort
You'll live with pride
Defying Voldemort
You will not be denied

(spoken) Well, what do you think? Are you ready to live fighting for what really matters? You seem to be put off and afraid on the side you stand.

DRACO: (spoken)
I'm not afraid! I am... waiting for the right time, stupid old man! The other Death Eaters will be here to watch you die any moment! I am staying on the right side- the Dark Lord's!

DUMBLEDORE:
I hope you're happy
With the choice you have made
I hope you're glad you've stayed
For if you're not there truly
Then just where do you wish to be?
And if you think you chose unfair
Just know the Order's still there

The Death Eaters burst out,and begin shouting at Draco to hurry and kill Dumbledore

AMYCUS: (spoken)
Kill him, Draco! Kill him!
GREYBACK: (spoken)
Hurry up, boy, or I'll have the most pleasure in doing this myself!

DRACO:
So if you care to find me
Check with the Death Eaters
As someone told me lately
"There's no good or bad, there's just power!"
We'll stay loyal to our Lord
Even when times get rough
We know he's right on
What to do and who to snuff

This is the night
For defying Dumbledore
The time is right
To defy Dumbledore
The chance is right now I am sure
And no one in the magic world
Will fully see your life unfurled
You'll never be here anymore!

DUMBLEDORE:
I see you've chosen

DEATH EATERS:
Hey, why wait, he's wandless!
Kill him!

DRACO:
Anymore!

DEATH EATERS:
It's what we've waited for
So we must kill Dumble-

DRACO:
Ah-ah-ah-ah!

DEATH EATERS:
-Dore!

A Lycanthropic Man

To the tune of A Sentimental Man

This tells why Lupin rejects Tonks at first in the Hospital Wing at the end. Aww. Yay Remus/Tonks!

LUPIN:
I am a lycanthropic man
Who cannot ever be quite normal
I'm stuck forever as I am
And I can never change to something that's more formal
So, Tonks, I want you to go find someone
Who is successful, wholesome, handsome, safe and young
'Cause even though I love you so
We cannot do this just- because- no...
'Cause you'd be
Happier without me

Finale (HBP, Chap. 30)

To the tune of the same name

SCENE: As the mourners continue to mourn the loss of Dumbledore, Harry wanders over to the beech tree, with Ron and Hermione there watching him.

MOURNERS:
You-Know-Who has returned
There's a war we've yet to fight
How do we still know what way to turn?

What now?
What now?

HARRY:
Who can say how we will
Get to the end here?
But

HARRY and DUMBLEDORE'S VOICE:
I/You know what to do
DUMBLEDORE'S VOICE:
Destroy the Horcruxes...
HARRY:
I'll finish for you...
HARRY and DUMBLEDORE'S VOICE:
Until he's gone...

MOURNERS:
Defeat that Dark Wizard!
Wizard!
Wizard!


Harry Potter the Musical(s)

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