Cool
A Guy Like Black
Hippogriff Lesson
Snape Song
Hogwarts School
My Firebolt
The Patronus Charm
Tonight Reprise
The Marauders' Reunion
A New Life
Three Turns
Goodbye, Lupin
Copyright 2005 by Nelsongirl
HARRY is in his room before the arrival of Aunt Marge.
HARRY (to himself):
Boy, boy, Harry, boy
Keep cool, boy
Say that you go to St. Brutus'
Keep your temper, boy
If you make just one mistake
And let something slip
Uncle Vernon will not sign
The form for Hogsmeade
Show Aunt Marge that you're a normal
(But a criminal) boy
Do not listen to her insults
Keep your mouth shut, boy
Just think of your broomstick kit;
It will distract you
And keep it cool, boy
Real cool
A Guy Like Black (PoA, Chap. 4-5)
To the tune of A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
Several characters express their thoughts on the escape of SIRIUS.
CHORUS OF MINISTRY WIZARDS:
FUDGE:
ARTHUR WEASLEY is talking to HARRY right before the Hogwarts Express leaves.
ARTHUR:
HARRY:
ARTHUR:
HARRY:
ARTHUR:
LUPIN is sitting in the empty train compartment of the Hogwarts Express and thinking about (who else?) SIRIUS.
LUPIN:
ARTHUR and LUPIN (together, in different locations):
To the tune of Something's Coming
It is the first Care of Magical Creatures lesson. HAGRID,
GRYFFINDORS, and SLYTHERINS are standing outside HAGRID's hut.
HAGRID:
DRACO:
HAGRID:
DRACO (to SLYTHERINS):
HAGRID:
HARRY steps forward.
Harry, come on, over here
HARRY gets on Buckbeak, flies around on him, and then gets back
down.
That was great, Harry
DRACO (standing next to Buckbeak):
Buckbeak strikes DRACO, who lets out a bloodcurdling shriek
Snape Song (PoA, Chap. 9)
To the tune of Jet Song
SNAPE is substituting for LUPIN's Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
SNAPE:
HERMIONE:
SNAPE:
PARVATI:
SNAPE:
Hogwarts School (PoA, Chap. 10)
To the tune of America
The Hogwarts teachers and students are assembled outside the
school.
HARRY:
GRYFFINDORS: I like to be here in Hogwarts School
DRACO(scornfully): Diversity here in Hogwarts School
HERMIONE: Learning at Hogwarts is so nice
CRABBE and GOYLE: Not if you take every class twice
HERMIONE: I'm taking ten subjects this year
CRABBE and GOYLE: We're taking five we failed last year
RON: Peeves is annoying in Hogwarts School
HARRY: Binns is so boring in Hogwarts School
FRED and GEORGE: Secret exploring in Hogwarts School
FILCH: Detentions growing in Hogwarts School
LUPIN: Being back at Hogwarts is such fun
SLYTHERINS (smirking): Your job is jinxed; soon you'll be gone
LUPIN: I'll teach DADA this year
GRYFFINDORS: Snape wants that job; Lupin, beware!
GINNY: Portraits all talk here in Hogwarts School
DEAN: Staircases walk here in Hogwarts School
NEVILLE: Snape at me gawks here in Hogwarts School
HARRY: Malfoy provokes me in Hogwarts School
RON: This year we can visit Hogsmeade
HARRY: I can't go without a signed slip
RON: We'll try to sneak you in somehow
HERMIONE: Black's searching for Harry right now
SEAMUS: Black's after Harry in Hogwarts School
PARVATI: Things are quite scary in Hogwarts School
HARRY: I must be wary in Hogwarts School
TRELAWNEY: Your future's dreary in Hogwarts School
DUMBLEDORE: Time for the start of the term feast
ALL: We're starving; food we can't resist
DUMBLEDORE: But first a few words I will speak
Everyone laughs and comes inside.
My Firebolt (PoA, Chap. 11)
To the tune of Maria
On Christmas morning, HARRY is opening his presents and he sees the Firebolt.
HARRY:
RON:
HARRY:
RON:
HARRY:
HARRY and RON laugh.
BOTH:
HARRY:
The Patronus Charm (PoA, Chap. 12)
To the tune of I Feel Pretty
LUPIN and HARRY are practicing the Patronus Charm.
LUPIN:
HARRY tries the Patronus Charm, but passes out.
HARRY:
LUPIN:
HARRY tries again and still passes out.
HARRY:
HARRY tries again and manages to remain conscious and to get a silvery Patronus out of his wand.
HARRY:
LUPIN:
HARRY:
LUPIN:
HARRY:
BOTH:
Tonight Reprise (PoA, Chap. 17)
To the tune of the same name
SIRIUS is standing by the Whomping Willow, after the apparent execution of BUCKBEAK.
SIRIUS:
He turns into a dog, grabs RON by the leg, and runs into the Whomping Willow. HARRY and HERMIONE run after him. Meanwhile, LUPIN is sitting in his office, examining the Marauders' Map…
LUPIN:
He runs out of the office.
RON:
PETER:
Meanwhile, HAGRID is standing outside of his hut…
HAGRID:
ALL: Tonight!
The Marauders' Reunion (PoA, Chap. 19)
To the tune of Gee, Officer Krupke
In the Shrieking Shack, SIRIUS and REMUS confront PETER after they force RON's rat to reveal itself.
REMUS:
PETER:
SIRIUS:
PETER:
REMUS:
PETER:
SIRIUS:
PETER:
SIRIUS:
REMUS (to SIRIUS):
SIRIUS and REMUS:
PETER:
SIRIUS:
PETER (to SIRIUS):
SIRIUS:
PETER (to REMUS):
REMUS:
PETER (to RON):
RON:
REMUS and SIRIUS:
HARRY (spoken): NO!
Sirius says "rrrrrat" because in the movie, Gary Oldman rolls his r's when he says to Peter, "You rrrrrat!" and when he says to Snape, "Rrrrrrremus and I have some unfinished business". [Ed - This Oldman/He rolled R's/In a film of/Kid with scar/With a knick-knack-shrieky-shack/Lookin' for Dog Star/This Oldman kept rolling R's"]
A New Life (PoA, Chap. 20)
To the tune of Somewhere
After the Whomping Willow confrontation, SIRIUS, HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, LUPIN, PETER, and SNAPE are going to Hogwarts and SIRIUS and HARRY are walking next to each other.
SIRIUS:
HARRY:
SIRIUS and HARRY:
As they finish singing, the full moon comes out from behind the clouds and LUPIN begins to transform into a werewolf.
Three Turns (PoA, Chap. 21)
To the tune of One Hand, One Heart
HERMIONE and HARRY are trying to convince DUMBLEDORE that SIRIUS is innocent and PETER is the real criminal.
DUMBLEDORE:
HERMIONE:
DUMBLEDORE leaves and HERMIONE takes out the Time-Turner and slips it around her own and Harry's necks.
Goodbye, Lupin (PoA, Chap. 22)
To the tune of Tonight
It is the morning after Sirius escapes with Buckbeak and avoids the Dementor's Kiss. Everyone is having breakfast in the Great Hall, except for Snape, who is out in the hallway by himself.
SNAPE:
He storms into the Great Hall.
Good morning, Lupin, how are you today?
Later, the Gryffindors are sitting in the Common Room...
GRYFFINDORS:
Meanwhile, Snape is sitting in his office...
SNAPE:
A guy like Black, who killed the Potters
That Sirius Black is such a nutter
He has escaped from Azkaban Prison!
He was the first one who succeeded
To Harry Potter he now proceeded
We've got to stop Black before he kills him!
He has no mercy at all!
Black is a mass murderer!
He's known for killing thirteen people with one spell
I don't care; I'm not afraid of him!
He killed your parents, and we're aware
He'll kill you, too. Harry, beware
Just try to keep yourself out of danger
Whatever you do, don't look for Black, don't look for Black…
But, no, Mr. Weasley, no, Mr. Weasley, no
I can't sit still just like that
I've got to do something now!
I hear your words and in my head I know they're smart
But I must do something, but I must!
But, Harry, please. You should know better
You fought You-Know-Who and barely escaped
You should know better…
Why did you do such a horrible thing?
Sirius, I thought that I knew you
You were my friend, my friend till the end
But you betrayed Lily and James, and killed Peter,
And now you'll kill Harry, too
But I won't let you; I'll do the best I can
To protect the last Potter alive
After all, he is known as the boy who lived
Oh, Harry, be strong
And stay where you belong
In Hogwarts you're safe!
Hippogriff Lesson (PoA, Chap. 6)
Hello, welcome
Today I'm gonna teach you
All about hippogriffs
It'll be fun
They may get dangerous when they're mad
But if they're calm, then they are fine
Now, class
First you must open your books--
But that's impossible
They try to bite
That's nothing; all you gotta do
Is stroke the books. Then they'll be tame
This is dumb, this is bad
This class is really sad
Dangerous, too
My father will not like this
When I tell him what this oaf makes us do
Don't insult hippogriffs
They are quite sensitive
They will attack
When you meet one, take a bow
And then wait for a while till it bows back
Its bow will count
As a safe sign to mount
And then you'll have a
Great flight
Who wants to volunteer?
And take a bow
Beaky's bowing back to you,
So you know he likes you
Get on him now
Who'll try it next? Don't tarry
Go on
If Potter can do this, then
I most certainly can
You don't scare me,
Big ugly brute
When I teach you, I'm your boss all the way
You will listen to me, you will do as I say
Open your books to page three ninety-four
But we're not that far yet--
Ten points from Gryffindor!
Professor Lupin is such a lousy teacher
You can't even recognize a dangerous creature
Such as a werewolf
But we told you that we're not up to that
We were doing--
Shut up, girl, and don't make me mad!
Now, turn to page three ninety-four!
Life with Muggles
My favorite thing
But sometimes it really stinks
Always my uncle screaming
Always the house I must be cleaning
Of an escape I'm dreaming
And their constant fear
That a wizard lives there
I'm glad I'm going to Hogwarts
So I won't live among Muggles!
Awesome for me here in Hogwarts School
My friends with me here in Hogwarts School
Nitwit, blubber, oddment, and tweak!
A Firebolt
The most beautiful broom I've ever seen
A Firebolt
But who in the world could have sent it to me?
But why should you care who sent it?
The main thing is you got a Firebolt
A Firebolt, a Firebolt, a Firebolt, a Firebolt…
My Firebolt!
It's my very own precious Firebolt!
Could it be Dumbledore?
But why'd he send it to me for?
Your Firebolt!
I bet Lupin sent you that Firebolt
But it couldn't be him
Because Lupin is way too poor
My Firebolt!
On this broom I will soar through the sky
And when Malfoy will see me, he'll cry
A Firebolt
It's my very own precious Firebolt
My Firebolt, etc.
On this broom I will soar through the sky
And when Malfoy will see me, he'll cry
My Firebolt
It's my very own precious Firebolt
The most beautiful broom I've ever seen
My Firebolt
I'm teaching you
A useful spell
That spell is called the Patronus Charm
If you use it
The dementors will leave you unharmed
First say the words
The magic words
They go Expecto Patronum
Wave your wand then
And part of the magic will be done
Then prepare yourself for the harder part
Think of something very happy
If you concentrate really hard on that, they'll leave you alone, which means victory!
They try to suck
Good memories
And every happy thought out of you
But outsmarting dementors is what you'll do
I thought of a nice, happy memory
The first time I got on a broom
I felt really light and so cheery
And my heart went on a journey to the moon
But it didn't work
And I still passed out
So try something else
You'll get it, no doubt
Last year when I won
The Gryffindor House Cup
That was really great
But still not enough
Now I got a thought even better
When I read my first Hogwarts letter
I got away from
The Dursleys for a year
That memory worked
My Patronus appeared!
Now you've mastered
This advanced spell
The spell that's called the Patronus Charm
I will use it
And dementors will leave me unharmed
First say the words
The magic words
They go Expecto Patronum
Wave your wand then
And part of the magic will be done
Then I must prepare for the harder part
Think of something very happy
If I concentrate really hard on that, they'll leave me alone, which means victory!
They try to suck
Good memories
And every happy thought out of you
But outsmarting dementors is what you'll/I'll do!
I'm gonna get my revenge tonight
My old friend Peter will be dead tonight
I thought he was at Hogwarts and I was right
And now he's in Ron's pocket; I'll give him a fright!
Why is the dot with Peter here, in sight?
I thought that Sirius has killed him that night
And there's another dot there: Sirius Black
So, all along Peter was really Ron's rat
I'm there!
Oh, guys, that Grim has really got me now
Trelawney was right all along; that Grim is definitely an omen of death
I'm bleeding so much; it's my end now
That Grim will surely finish me off…
Tonight!
Oh, rats, I'm really busted now, tonight
Oh, Sirius, don't kill me please, tonight
I've got to escape, but how?
And Sirius knows I'm guilty;
He'll kill me right now
Tonight!
Tonight, tonight my hippogriff has died
It was so sad to say goodbye
Tonight, tonight Macnair has arrived
He chopped off Beaky's head and he died
Today was our last day together
I thought that he'd be with me
Until the day I died
And now, because of stupid Malfoy, Beaky was killed…
Good evening, old friend, Peter,
It's so great to see you
Let's talk about some rumors
To find out if they're true
Did Harry Potter's parents
Get killed because of you?
If that's true, then we will kill you, too
But how could I kill them if I didn't know
Where they were? Sirius betrayed them twelve years ago
And twelve years is how long
You've been by Ron's side
What a convenient way to hide!
I was scared!
I was scared! I knew that
I'd be next in line
To be the victim of your next crime
Oh Peter, stop pretending
That you're the victim here
You were the Secret Keeper
To me that's crystal-clear
And then you went ahead and
You said to Voldemort-
Please don't say the name of the Dark Lord!
What's wrong, are you scared to hear your master's name?
Well, after all, when he's in power, you'll be to blame
You'll die now the way they say you died that night
But, Sirius, this isn't right! Listen, please
How could you escape from Azkaban without having Dark Powers close at hand?
I didn't need Dark powers
I had another plan
I turned right into Padfoot
And fled from Azkaban
I watched you hiding from me
You filthy, stinky rrrrrrrrrrat!
It's so great that you discovered that!
You shouldn't have listened to your Voldemort
But you two don't realize the power of the Dark Lord.
He threatened to kill me, so I had no choice
Peter, you always have a choice!
You should have died rather than betrayed your friends
But you didn't act in our defense
Oh, Sirius I'm so sorry
Don't touch me, filthy rrrrrrrat.
Oh, Remus, please forgive me.
Don't even think of that!
But wasn't I a good pet?
At least you can spare me!
You slept in my bed; get away from me!
Well, Peter, old pal, it's been nice knowing you
But everything ends sometime and this friendship will, too
We won't spare your life now, so don't even try
Our hearts won't be softened
Goodbye!
I'm so proud of you
And James would be, too
You are truly your father's son
Even though he's gone
And maybe if you want
To have a different home
I'm your godfather; when I'm free
You can come and live with me
Of course I will
I won't see the Dursleys again
I'll just say goodbye to them
And move in with you
We'll start a new life
With no more pain and strife
Peter will just be a nightmare
I can't wait until we get there
Just one moment and we're there…
Make just three turns, go on
Three turns shall do, go on
All that you need is more time
To save Black, you'll need more time
Messing with time's a risk
But we must take that risk
To save a man from a fate
Which he now sits and awaits
But let's hurry or we'll be late
How unfair; I cannot believe this pure injustice
Black escaped, even though he should have gotten the Kiss and been sent back to prison
The Marauders have fooled me again
Now I can't get the Order of Merlin
Merlin, help me
If I wasn't able to recapture Black, I'll harm someone else instead
Look out, Lupin, because here I come!
I think you must be tired from last night
I would be, too, if I were a werewolf
Running round, biting all that's in sight
Yes, all you students heard me right now
Your teacher is a werewolf
Look out, 'cause he might bite
This year you thought that he was ill each month,
Now you know he lied!
This is so sad; he was the best we had
Why does Professor Lupin have to leave?
Our class was fun 'cause he was number one
And now Snape is our biggest pet peeve
Maybe next year we'll get a vampire,
A centaur, or a goblin,
But it won't be the same
So, Dumbledore should fire Snape straightaway
Because he's to blame!
I feel so fine
Because Lupin resigned
And revenge is mine
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