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The Sevvy-Lily Picture Show Copyright 2005 by Salazar
To the tune of Science Fiction/Double Feature.
The scene is black. Slowly, a spotlight comes up as DUMBLEDORE appears and crosses to center stage.
DUMBLEDORE
Severus Snape was here
In 1952
And his hair still had the grease.
And Malfoy and his pair
Of thugs and long, blonde hair
Were there to make his morals decrease.
He joined Voldemort
An act of great import.
But he suddenly wanted some peace.
Playing a light spy's part,
He'd had a change of heart.
But wanted James Potter deceased…
(spoken) 'Cause of…
Student Friction (Sevvy…oooh) Evil Teacher
Lil scorned James, though he beseeched her.
Snape looked down on them (Oooh ooh ooh)
Mostly Lily
Because of her blood
Though some say really…
He had a cru-u-u-ush.
On the late Miss Lily Potter
Did old Snape.
I know that it was Lupin
Who was off dupin'
His friends into being Animagi
And when Severus Snape
Learned of his proper shape
And owed James something, he wished he had died.
But he owed stuff to those
Marauders, his arch-foes
Though he was a greasy small fry,
But though he loved dark arts,
He developed a heart
Though, I must admit, nobody knows why.
But not-
Student Friction (Sevvy…oooh) Evil teacher.
Umbridge, he…wished to impeach her.
Sevvy is fighting
For the order
Spying and causing
Voldie disorder…
But as to why-y-y-y
He switched sides, well
We'll soon find out
About Snape.
Who used to rape
But now does good.
Why he switched sides,
We'll soon find out
About Snape.
It makes ya gape
That he does good.
Why he switched sides,
We'll soon find out
About Snape.
With his sharp japes.
Why he switched sides,
We'll soon find out
About Snape.
Really Lily
To the tune of Dammit Janet.
The scene is the Hogwarts Express in the Marauders' Fifth year. JAMES POTTER and his pals are carousing aboard the express and come upon a platform containing LILY EVANS, who, by a happy coincidence, happens to be sitting in the same compartment as SNAPE.
JAMES
LUPIN (moodily)
JAMES
SIRIUS (punches the air)
JAMES suddenly turns around and notices LILY
JAMES (suddenly bashful)
LILY (irritably)
JAMES
LILY
JAMES
LILY (snorts)
The music starts and JAMES starts making a complete fool of himself.
JAMES (sung)
MARAUDERS
JAMES
MARAUDERS
JAMES
MARAUDERS
JAMES
She sits there impassive. He suddenly notices SNAPE.
He won't bother us, now will he?
MARAUDERS
JAMES
MARAUDERS
JAMES
MARAUDERS
JAMES
LUPIN steps forward, crooning and trying to make up for JAMES' fiasco.
LUPIN
LILY (stands up, exasperatedly)
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
LILY
Go, James!
JAMES
LILY
JAMES
LILY
JAMES
Shuts the door, still dazed, looking like an idiot
Oh my God, she's cool
Will we ever go out, tell me, will we?
MARAUDERS
JAMES (indicating SNAPE)
MARAUDERS
JAMES
MARAUDERS
JAMES
In a daze from looking at her
Lily…Lily…
LILY glares at him
LILY
JAMES
Taking it upon themselves to aid their lovestruck companion, LUPIN, BLACK and PETTIGREW start dragging him away from the window to LILY'S compartment.
In Your Greasy, Pimple-Scarred Face
To the tune of Over at the Frankenstein Place
As soon as JAMES is gone, SNAPE bursts out laughing and LILY goes red.
LILY (spoken)
SNAPE (spoken)
LILY (this only makes her more melancholy)
The music starts
SNAPE (sung)
LILY, however, sees through his bluff and decides to have some fun by flirting with SNAPE. After all, she thinks, he IS sort of cute.
LILY
SNAPE (flabbergasted)
LILY is flattered by his desire to gives some meaning to his taunting by having it be over her and sings the next lines with a little more earnestness.
LILY
She gets up and sits next to SNAPE, who now looks thoroughly terrified.
Let's Do the Sorting
To the tune of Let's Do the Time Warp
The scene has changed to the sorting. LILY and the MARAUDERS are now at the Gryffindor table while SNAPE is at the Slytherin table. The Hat is placed on the stool and, surprisingly, opens its mouth and begins to sing a glam rock number.
HAT
Let's do the sorting once more!
With Slytherin to the left… The SLYTHERINS rise and salute
And Gryffindor to the right... The GRYFFINDORS do the same
Or maybe Ravenclaw... The RAVENCLAWS follow suit
Or Hufflepuff's in sight... The HUFFLEPUFFS do the same
It all depends on you
Assuming the role of Salazar Slytherin, he plugs this house
Those who will win are
Let's do the sorting once more!
Assuming the role of Godric Gryffindor
Well, if you're courageous and brave
Let's do the sorting once more!
With Hufflepuff to the left… The HUFFLEPUFFS rise and salute
And Ravenclaw to the right... The RAVENCLAWS do the same
Choosing can be quite hard
The sorting commences after the students have clapped
Blonde-Haired Bastard
To the tune of Sweet Transvestite
SNAPE has guided the Slytherin first years back to the Common Room. As soon as they enter, they are greeted by the sight of LUCIUS MALFOY, CRABBE and GOYLE on his side. MALFOY steps forward and addresses the first years.
MALFOY
I'm just a blonde-haired bastard
CRABBE and GOYLE
MALFOY (indicating SNAPE)
SNAPE (suppressing a grimace)
MALFOY (also restraining his anger)
You'll all be blonde-haired bastards He runs his hand lasciviously through his hair
Who are head honchos from our great house!
CRABBE and GOYLE
MALFOY
Learn from the blonde-haired bastard
CRABBE and GOYLE
MALFOY
So…go up to your dorms
He bows and motions toward the dorms. SNAPE guides the first years up.
The Wrath of Slytherin
To the tune of The Sword of Damocles
After hours, SNAPE is still up and pacing back and forth in the Common Room, highly conflicted over his flirting with LILY.
SNAPE (spoken) The Wrath of Slytherin
(sighs, sung) The wrath of Slytherin
It was harmless flirtation
She's a Muggle-born and she's Gryffindor
The wrath of Slytherin
She's a Muggle-born and she's Gryffindor
She's a Muggle-born and she's Gryffindor
Fade out
I Can Get a Nice Boy
To the tune of I Can Make You a Man
LILY, of course, did not forget, but is also conflicted about her flirtation. On the one hand, SNAPE is a Slytherin and unpopular, but on the other hand…he's sweet…kind of....
LILY
I can't deny
He said I had some
Oh Ye Gods, It Makes Me Gape
To the tune of Hot Patootie Bless My Soul
Poor LILY. SIRIUS and PETTIGREW were eavesdropping on her bit of hormonal conflict and they are, if that's possible, even more disturbed than she is.
SIRIUS (spoken)
BOTH
PETTIGREW
BOTH
SIRIUS
PETTIGREW
Lily Needs a Nice Boy
To the tune of I Can Make You a Man (reprise)
JAMES has just been told about what SIRIUS and PETTIGREW heard and naturally, he's furious
JAMES
Good thing he's
Kiss-a-Kiss-a-Kiss-a Kiss Me
To the tune of Touchatouchatouhca Touch Me
During Potions class the next day, a disaster has occurred. SNAPE and LILY have been partnered, much to the horror of both the MARAUDERS and SNAPE and LILY themselves. SNAPE is currently doing his best to concentrate on the cauldron, while LILY is trying to concentrate on chopping up ingredients. Their thoughts shall henceforth occur in parentheses
SNAPE
LILY (spoken, dreamily)
SNAPE
CHORUS IN THEIR MINDS
LILY
BOTH (thinking the same thing)
SNAPE
All LILY hears is…
CHORUS IN LILY'S MIND
LILY is too distracted to stir it properly and almost tips the cauldron over
SNAPE
LILY (shocked)
BOTH (thinking the same thing)
SNAPE
As LILY'S cutting, she slips and her face winds up dangling over the cauldron, right next to SNAPE'S. A physical Freudian slip.
LILY
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
As smoke billows out of the cauldron, obscuring them, he steals a kiss. LILY almost falls into the cauldron from shock and pleasure.
Lily/Sevvy
To the tune of Eddie
After class, LILY tracks down SNAPE, who is, naturally, leaving alone. He is NOT happy to see her.
SNAPE (spoken)
LILY (spoken)
SNAPE (spoken, obviously trying to avoid the subject)
LILY (sung)
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
LILY (shocked, happy)
SNAPE (terrified)
LILY
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
LILY
BOTH
Sevvy/Lily…
The two kiss, this time without being bashful.
Death Eat With Me
To the tune of Rose Tint My World
When SNAPE returns to the Slytherin Common room, he finds an unwelcome sight before him. MALFOY, CRABBE, GOYLE and some other higher level students are kneeling before the ominous figure of LORD VOLDEMORT. MALFOY introduces SNAPE to VOLDEMORT.
MALFOY
VOLDEMORT
Holds his hand out to SNAPE
Death eat with me
SNAPE
VOLDEMORT
SNAPE walks away, until he's out of the Common Room, when he sprints straight to find LILY.
SNAPE (frantically)
My throat's tightened
Later, when SNAPE has told LILY about it.
LILY
SNAPE nods
With him you will not cavort!
SNAPE (despairing)
She kisses him and suddenly the world seems beautiful. SNAPE is preparing to walk back to his dorm when suddenly…
You'd Better Wise Up, Snivellus
To the tune of You'd Better Wise Up, Janet Weiss
SNAPE is accosted by the MARAUDERS. They are out on a vengeance. JAMES steps to the front as SNAPE struggles.
JAMES
You're a greasy, smelly cuss
SNAPE
JAMES and SIRIUS spin him around until he's quite dizzy and then JAMES spits on him
JAMES
He shoves SNAPE's face to face his
SNAPE
Caught Frog
To the tune of Hot Dog
LILY's wand is out and she's advancing on JAMES, a look of sheer rage in her face. Being the stellar student she is, the first spell out of her mouth is a transfiguration spell and suddenly JAMES the frog is hopping around on the floor.
LILY
You're a caught frog
You're a caught frog
You're a caught frog!
Don't Fear Them
To the tune of Don't Dream It
LILY has undone the curse on SNAPE.
LILY
Can't you just feel it?
SNAPE, however, shrinks away. This sort of persecution over a girl is starting to unsettle him.
LILY (noticing his discomfort)
BOTH
Sadly, they are still being watched by the MARAUDERS. LUPIN is looking sad.
LUPIN
SIRIUS, JAMES, PETTIGREW
SNAPE (bitterly)
LILY (spoken)
Happy and Loving Pair
To the tune of Wild and Untamed Thing
LUPIN remains after the other MARAUDERS have left, and speculates on the love scene going on down the hall.
LUPIN
So let 'em go on with their fledgling love
They're a happy and loving pair
So let 'em love each other while it lasts
However, down the hall, SNAPE and LILY have just been found by MALFOY and his gang, out for a walk
MALFOY (viciously)
As they're about to leave, SNAPE earns his name of "Malfoy's lapdog" and goes after them.
She's Muggle-Born
To the tune of I'm Going Home
SNAPE grabs MALFOY's cloak and sinks to his knees.
SNAPE (spoken)
LILY (shocked)
SNAPE
LILY
SNAPE
LILY (holding back tears)
SNAPE
LILY (crushed)
OTHERS
LILY
OTHERS
LILY (now disgusted with him)
OTHERS
LILY
Now I've seen the truth:
SNAPE (still pleading with the others)
LILY walks away deliberately. SNAPE whirls around, makes an involuntary mission as if to follow her, but stays put and blinks back his tears as he turns back to MALFOY and forces an awful sneer.
Evil Wizards
To the tune of Super Heroes
Once MALFOY and the others have left, SNAPE starts to cry softly. He's just lost the only girl who's ever cared about him.
SNAPE
And evil wizards
Ahhh ahhh ahh ahhh….
The scene returns to DUMBLEDORE'S study.
DUMBLEDORE
ALL
No one…
Student Friction - Evil Teacher (reprise)
To the tune of Science Fiction/Double Feature (reprise)
DUMBLEDORE
Everyone knows that Moony here's due to transform.
Yes.
And Sirius, you're finally free of that family of yours.
Yes!
Hey, Lily?
Yes, James?
I've got something to say.
Start talking.
I love how you will always stay
With what you feel is right
Every single day.
Nice try, James.
I know I'm sounding quite silly…
Lily…
Just talking to you gives me willies
Lily…
You make it warm when it's chilly
Lily…
What I mean to say
Is that really, Lily…
You're so cool.
Lily…
Oh, I know if I curse him you'd kill me…
Lily…
My guts are just getting all spilly…
Lily…
What I mean to say
Is that really, Lily…
You're so cool.
He's a man in love,
That can cause danger
Men in love can go insane
Don't treat him like such a stranger
Lily Evans, if you knew his pain.
Compared to your attempts, this is so tame!
Go James…
I'm with someone, I'll name no names.
Go James…
If you get out, there'll be no blame.
Go James…
What I mean to say
Is this: James, for shame!
You're a fool!
No…Lily!
Go, James!
No…Lily!
You fool! (pulls out her wand)
See you at schoo-oo-oo-ool!
As a rule!
Lily…
And I'm not leaving this car until he....
Lily…
....leaves and takes all our curses as filling!
Lily…
Oh, why is he there?
Well, now, really, Lily,
He's not cool!
Go James…
For shame!
Lily…
Lily…you're so cool…
Shut up, Snape. Shut up, or I might call him back here to curse you!
I'm truly sorry, Evans. Truly sorry, but that was very funny. Incidentally, did you mean it about being with someone else?
No…really, James is the only one who shows any interest in me at all. Kind of ruins my prospects.
Well, Miss Lily Potter
That is not quite true
You've someone
A secret admirer
Of course I can't
Tell who holds such loving fire…
There's some charm…
In your greasy, sallow-skinned face.
There's some charm
Thought not exactly much grace.
There's some charm
Charm
In your visage
If you don't mind my saying so.
What can I say
To these words you've
Said here to me?
Well, I'm Slytherin
But I'll be hurt, so why not take it
All on for you?
All on for you?
There's some charm…
In your greasy, sallow skinned face.
There's some charm
Thought not exactly much grace.
There's some charm
Some charm
In your visage
If you don't mind my saying so.
It's astounding
First year students
Are here once again
So listen closely
Then I'll have you all sorted
Lend an ear, girls and men.
Here at the latest
Of all our sortings
I must reiterate
The house char'cteristics
So you'd better all listen!
Let's do the sorting once more!
And what I see in your brain!
Let's do the sorting once more!
Let's do the sorting once more!
Meant as Slytherin stars.
They have all been far
No matter what.
No, they're quite far from toothless
And simply utterly ruthless
Good with failure they are not.
Almost everyone cowers
At Slytherin's power
Which makes the other houses sore.
If success is your mission
Slytherin loves ambition!
Let's do the sorting once more!
Join the Gryffindor house
At fighting dragons and such
They never ever grouse!
You're not shaken up
Or scared too easily?
Well then Gryffindor
Is right, verily!
Courageously move to the floor
And prepare to hear the lion's roar!
Let's do the sorting once more!
It is no easy plight.
But it depends on you
And what I see in your brain!
Let's do the sorting once more!
Let's do the sorting once more!
Welcome first years
Hope you're glad here
Down in Slytherin
I know some kids are brought down because
Their old friends
Now give 'em glares witherin'.
My name's Malfoy
These are Crabbe and Goyle
I'll be your head boy
This school year
I'm a pureblooded cat
And I warn all you
Who are Muggle-born, we don't like fools here.
Who's head honcho of Slytherin house.
A louse!
Snape here is your prefect
Show him lots of respect.
It's here that your learning will start.
And if you're pureblood and evil
I'm glad to say we will
May give you a course in the dark arts!
I'm glad you'll help them improve
Now could you please move?
They want to get to where they're sleeping.
If we stay where we are
The door will be ajar.
And our secrets do need some keeping.
Tired out after the feast?
Well, then, at least
Let me close by just saying
They say we aren't nice
They suck, to be concise.
And one day you'll curse and they'll start praying.
A louse!
I hope you have a good night
And kids, feel no fright
Or any kind of depression
Only losers and bores
Who like, say, Gryffindor
Will show you any aggression.
Who's head honcho of Slytherin house!
The louse.
That's right, I'm just a blonde haired bastard
Who's head honcho of Slytherin house!
You'll find they're very warm
I see you shiver, I won't keep you waiting
But let me just say
I hope you like your stay
'Cause Slytherin's the best, that's what I'm stating!
She's Muggle-born, she's Muggle-born, she's Muggle-born, she's Muggle-born, she's Muggle-stop-imagining-that-you-idiot-born, she's a Gryffindor, I'm a Slytherin, she's a Gryffindor, I'm a Slytherin, She's Muggle…Oh, Lily!
Would come down on both of us
And I get the feeling Gryffindor would make an epic fuss.
Help me, oh Gods
My brain and heart are at odds
No one would applaud
If I were the boyfriend of Lily Evans.
Just time passed on the Hogwarts express (that ain't no crime!)
And how could I know it would become a
Huge hormonal mess? (It ain't no crime)
My nerves are shot
And she probably forgot
But, I did not.
I've gotta stop thinking of Lily Evans!
She's a Muggle-born and she's Gryffi-indor
She's a Muggle-born, she's a Mud-
Blood!
Is poised and ready to strike (It ain't no crime)
And it's something Gryffindor totally would never like! (It ain't no crime)
No, there's no use
It gives Potter an excuse
To cause me abuse.
I've gotta forget that damn Lily Evans!
She's a Muggle-born and she's Gryffi-indor
She's a Muggle-born, she's a Mud-
Blood!
She's a Muggle-born and she's Gryffi-indor
She's a Muggle-born, she's a Mud-
Blood!
A pureblood…
With greasy black hair
Wouldn't usually make
Me like him or care.
Especially Snape
With his nose in that shape
Seemed like such a slob
Not to mention a snob.
I know James wishes
Him dead
That's more reason
He just won't leave my head.
But if someone said
He'd seem so smoking…
I'd ask if
They were joking…
His allure
Or what he makes me feel
And that gross, grungy look has
Some sex appeal…
Why does he make
My heart beat with such joy
When in Gryffindor
I can get a nice boy?
Admirers
But did he mean that's him?
Was I seeing through an act
Or just being dim?
He seemed eager, but then he got so coy
Why should I want him when
Oh, crikey,
I can get a nice boy?
Lily…Snivellus…together…what…how…
(Sung) Whatever happened to Gryffindor pride
Why, Snape is on the opposing side
I think that my faith in Lily died
You hear how she sighed?
It cannot be denied
That she has really fallen head over heels
It seems that Snape has some sort of phantom appeal
I can't believe the disgrace of what Miss Evans feels
I already hate Snape,
But my disgust in him this seals!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
We know that Muggle-borns are the one thing Snape hates
So I'd be quite shocked if he reciprocates
This is a nasty trick by those things called the Fates
I'm starting to wonder if Lily's just tired.
How could she love someone who's so greasy and wan
It could be the late hour has made her sense gone
'Cause no one over Severus Snape would ever fawn
Considering that he's really close to being the true Satan spawn!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape!
Oh ye Gods, it makes me gape!
But Lily loves that Sevvy Snape
Why, that greaseball
Ruddy bastard!
And least of all
Should he master
Lily's heart or mind
I'll kick his behind
My wrath I'll soon deploy
On Snivellus Snape.
Lily needs a nice boy!
Not in fit shape
'Cause I'm so
Pissed I could hit Snape!
Lily he won't enjoy
Not Snivellus Snape!
Lily needs a nice boy!
Now tip in the horned slugs
(Snape, no hugs!)
And now we need to stir three times.
(spoken, under his breath)
God help me.
Ok.
(Sung) (Concentrate on the Potion!
Ignore those strange emotions
He doesn't want your unending devotion!)
(Gotta restrain desire…
Christ, I'm on fire…
This is the worst of all the crimes…)
Crimes…crimes…crimes…
(My every single nerve is
Hoping my love can serve his
By his love, I mean class
I don't deserve this!)
(Kissa-kissa-kissa kiss me!
Please do it! I'm ready!)
(Still she really is Lily
And she's Potter's girl.)
Stir it counterclockwise
(Oh God, her eyes!)
Next we put in the lemongrass.
Ass…ass…ass
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! You'll spill it!
No, that won't happen, will it?
(This feeling you have got…
You've gotta kill it!)
(Kissa-kissa-kissa kiss me!
Please do it! I'm ready!)
(Still she really is Lily
And she's Potter's girl.)
(Kissa-kissa-kissa kiss me!
Please do it! I'm ready!)
(Still she really is Lily
And she's Potter's girl.)
(Kissa-kissa-kissa kiss me!
Please do it! I'm ready!)
(Yes, she's Potter's girl.
She is POTTER's girl!
Yes, she's Potter's girl!
This is Potter's girl!
This is Potter's girl!
Truly, what a girl!)
What do you want, Evans?
Snape…about what happened in class.
Yes, your potion. It needs work.
Snape, I mean with the kiss
Why'd you do it?
I'm not sure this
Is something I like.
It struck me mute
And that's because I, well…
(goes red) I think you're cute.
And it got me way too psyched.
Evans, what are you saying?
Are you serious?
You must be insane!
I'm a Slytherin!
(She doesn't seem to care)
I'm a jerk, though!
Doesn't that matter?
Honestly, no.
I hope that Potion wasn't spiked…
Well, Lily, still we ought
To keep it quiet, though
Some folks would get so bent.
As your house thinks it's a sin
To date Slytherins…
Date you? What?
No, that's not
What I meant.
I know you're a Slytherin
But damn the houses we're in
I know taunting is in store
It's you I want, not Gryffindors!
Keep in mind that they will think that you're a whore.
Think what Potter would say!
Don't mention him
I'd much rather be spayed
Than be with that dope.
Well, Potter's a rat
At least we do agree on that.
You think I care what he says, well, sir, nope!
Sevvy, they've levied worse
Insults against me
Than that I'm a trashy whore
You're the one here for me
I hope you agree.
Oh, you bet!
Well, that set-
Tles the score.
Sevvy, they've levied worse/Well Lily, still we ought
Insults against me than/To keep it quiet that
That I'm a trashy whore/Some folks would get so bent
You're the one here for me/Your house thinks that it's a sin
I hope you agree/To date Slytherins.
Oh, you bet!
Well, that set-
Tles the score.
My lord, this is Severus Snape
He'd also like to hurt, kill and rape
Notice the black cloak that's at his nape
It's like evil which on the world we'll drape.
I have heard the name Snape before
All dark arts users right to the core
And escape all your trouble and pain.
Oh my Lord, the honor is mine
But I must politely decline
When I'm older I'll gladly be thine
But I'm too young to take your Dark Mark sign.
Well, I see no trace of disrespect
And you are one of the prefects
Death eat with me
When you're older and want some real pain.
They will kill me
Must find Lily…
She'll know what to do
I'm afraid, it's true…
I feel frightened
My fear's not slightened.
I gotta find her quick.
This Voldemort
He is a bad sort?
You've gotta just say no.
Be a dark arts defeater -
A villainy deleter!
You're too good for a Death Eater
He's got such power, though…
I'll tell you now
Don't mess with us
You'd better wise up
Snivellus
You'd better wise up, Snivellus
Bad to the bone,
That's you, leave her alone.
If you've bent her
A dementor
Would seem tame compared to me at this point.
When I'm done here
You won't feel a damn joint!
You'd better wise up,
Snivellus.
Why, you rotter
You'll pay, Potter.
Swivel,
Drivel,
Snivel…
You'd better wise up,
Snivellus
You'd better wise up
'Cause you're sized up
Get your eyes up!
Your love's dried up.
LILY (from behind them)
Sto-o-o-o-op!
Not so friggin' graceful
You just took a faceful!
Now, you'd better go
Your girlfriend, I'm not her
James Potter.
Now, you'd better go
Your girlfriend, I'm not her
James Potter.
I'm so sorry for those jerks' actions
Let's just forget the dumb problems of James Potter's gang
Forget the houses -
All disparate factions.
It's just us together
Just us and attraction.
Can't you just feel it?
Don't fear them
I'm here.
Don't fear them.
I'm here.
Gods, they're looking so happy and glad
Let's leave their happiness all untouched.
We've got to back off and try not to scoff.
Perhaps, Mooney, you've gone quite mad?
We intend to avenge
Lily's loss.
They will kill me
For you, Lily…
Don't worry about all that now.
My my my
My my my my my
My my my my my my
They're a happy and a loving pair
Though it seems like quite a scare
I do admire the fact they dared
To love outside of their houses' lairs.
Even if their housemates try to shove
They'll keep each other safe from all the trouble and pain.
And it seems they just don't care
Or maybe they're not aware
That from rejection they won't be spared.
If it does not end too overly fast
They'll keep other safe from all the trouble and pain.
Snape, you truly
Do disgust me
You're just a pureblood traitor
Together with this scum…
Voldemort's our master
This is like betrayal
You should disdain, curse and hate her
This is quite troublesome.
Wait! I can explain!
(sung) This was only the first date
You're my guy!
Yes, I know she's second rate.
Snape…why?
But please let me reiterate…
I won't cry…
She isn't even worth hate.
I don't date most Mudbloods
But you see…
She's a cute face
But Muggle-born.
Should've known he'd be too scared
Really…
That we couldn't have been paired.
Silly…
Can't believe that I once stared!
Lily…
How could I think
That he cared?
He's a rat - here's the proof
He's aloof.
She's Muggle-born…
I had a girl
She seemed so right
But our love caused far too much spite
But still, the pain is far from slight.
I kissed her.
Are too weak
To know true love,
Which they don't seek.
Now curses are
All that I'll speak…
(his voice breaks)
I'll miss her.
And that day, in a sorry state
Love undid Snape's ferocious hate
From that point
He didn't date
Anyone.
Student friction (Sevvy oooh) evil teacher
Lily left. Snape did not beseech her
To take him back. He did not greet her
And in a few days, Snape turned Death Eater.
But still his cru-u-u-ush
On the late Miss Lily Potter
And old Snape
Did not escape
His lo-o-o-ove
For the late Miss Lily Potter,
Not Old Snape.
Harry Potter
the Musical(s)