Prologue
Doin' What Comes Weas-a-ley
There's No Match Like a Quid-match
The Games That I Follow
There's No Art Like the Dark Arts
Whose Gonna Win, I Hope?
Old Angry Dragon
You Can't Free an Elf with a Wand
They Say He's Wonderful
Let's Dance It Off With You
You Can't Free an Elf with a Wand (Reprise)
I Got the News of the Morning
Mermaid Lullaby
The Games That I Follow (Reprise)
Resurrection is Near
Duel with Voldemort
I Got Lost in a Maze
Finale
Copyright 2008 by JustLivePosthumously
Note: This musical is based on the 1999 Broadway Revival. My musical focuses on the competition, the Graveyard scene, various character pieces for Rita Skeeter, the Weasley's, and the foreign wizard academies. Although Goblet of Fire is the most frightening and among the darker Harry Potter books, and Annie, Get Your Gun is a very typical jazzy musical show, I hope that you will enjoy the new light shed on old situations. New and creative renditions instead of typical ones. I must confess that the Crouch drama and Harry's relationship with Ron and Hermione have been slighted, but they were replaced with a great S-P-E-W song, Tri-Wiz standards, the largest conceivable Prologue, and the best Duel with Voldemort.
Adapted from There's No Business Like Show Business
A dark stage shows the interior of the Riddle House, no music is heard. A frightened gardener, Frank Bryce, crosses the stage with a lantern. A trapdoor near the back of the stage pushes Voldemort up in his chair by the fire. Fog and lights thicken. Whispers are heard and Frank Bryce falls to the floor, dead. Through the smoke we hear a voice singing a cappela but do not see Voldemort in his chair.
VOLDEMORT:
There's no art like the Dark Art
With no heart but no frown
Everybody panics when they see me
Good and bad alike cry out in fear
Ev'ry other wizard wants to beat me
Or to defeat me
And my career
There's no people like my people
Before me they bow down
Once upon a time they thought that I was dead
They let my absence get to their heads
Calling ev'ry Death Eater from A to Zed
The Dark Arts are in town!
Pettigrew steps downstage into a spotlight and announces....
WORMTAIL (spoken):
Ladies and Gentlemen, witches and wizards of all ages. I am Peter Pettigrew, or Wormtail, the servant and slave of Lord Voldemort, the greatest Dark Wizard in all history. You are now going to see an ecstatic version of the tempestuous and dramatic story of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
The automated scene change to Privet Drive is puncuated by several crescendos by the orchestral strings, on which the lights brighten the stage.
And here's your naïve and foolish "lead" boy….
Mr. Harry Potter.
HARRY:
There's no art like the dark art
The worst part of this world
How I've struggled fighting You-All-Know-Who
Every year the story is the same
Worried that one year he may explode you
Or worse implode you
To burn in flames
WORMTAIL (spoken):
Here's Harry Potter's fearless Professor, the loony…
Professor Dumbledore!
Professor Dumbledore appears on a second level to give his speech
DUMBLEDORE:
The wizards, the witches, the warlocks, the warts
The heritage of Hogwarts' firmament
The duels, renewals, the matches, the sports
The people at the Tri-Wiz Tournament
The dragons, and the Goblets, and the maze
HARRY:
The joys of going through my teenage phase
Flourish to Hogwarts
HOGWARTS CHORUS:
The best starts are at Hogwarts
To gain your smarts without tire
Anxiously we want to see the Tourney
It's the great event that lasts all year
Heading out as fans, we are all yearning
To give up learning
And shout and cheer
Key change, as foreign students enter
There's no wizards like Tri-Wizards
These games really inspire
Students come from everywhere and all around
Compete and battle through each new round
Flying, diving, fighting, crawling on the ground
For the Goblet of Fire
WORMTAIL:
Ladies and Gentlemen, but yet this summer -
The Quidditch (trumpet slide) World Cup! (trumpets)
The two competing teams fly in on broomsticks
BULGARIA:
Zhere's no team like our dream team
IRELAND:
If you tell us it's so!
COMBINED CHORUSES:
There's no match like a death match, no
There's no match like a death match, no
There's no match like a death match its
Like no match that we know!
There's no match like a death match
And you'll catch some in this show
WOMEN:
Starting with the Quidditch Cup affair-ry
MEN:
Starting with the Quidditch Cup affair-ry
WOMEN:
Next the Tri-Wiz Tourney as a sport
MEN:
Next the Tri-Wiz Tourney as a sport
BOTH:
Then the greatest match that's literary
Between our Harry
And Voldemort!
The Dark Mark appears in the sky and the Death Eaters finally appear hovering above everyone else!
DEATH EATERS:
Voldemort!
ALL!:
There's no people like our people
We're fierce, fabled, renowned
Everywhere worth looking there's a fight to fight
A plague, a plight or a wrong to right
You will see the greatest games in lights tonight
The big games are in town!
The big games are in town!
Doin' What Comes Weas-a-ley
Adapted from Doin' What Comes Naturally
Harry gets the tour of "The Burrow," after his World Cup invitation and the Weasleys' breakthrough of the Dursleys' chimney.
RON:
GINNY:
RON:
GINNY:
RON:
FRED, GEORGE, GINNY:
Fred and George beat box and Ginny plays a kazoo
RON:
ALL WEASLEYS:
GINNY:
RON:
FRED and GEORGE (grinning):
ARTHUR (angered):
RON, FRED, GEORGE, GINNY:
ARTHUR and MOLLY:
ALL WEASLEYS:
RON:
FRED, GEORGE, GINNY:
Percy enters and Fred and George sing really loud and obnoxious to bother him
FRED and GEORGE:
ALL WEASLEYS:
There's No Match Like a Quid-match
Adapted from There's No Business Like Show Business (Reprise One)
The Weasleys and Harry are walking to the Portkey site
Dialogue
ARTHUR: Know anything at all 'bout portkeys?
They all grab onto the Portkey and as the music begins the scene changes quickly
FRED:
GEORGE:
RON:
ARTHUR, FRED, GEORGE, and RON:
FRED:
FRED:
GEORGE:
RON:
ALL FOUR:
The Games That I Follow
Adapted from The Girl That I Marry
Inside the amazing magical tent before going to sleep, Ron sings to Harry
RON:
(Spoken) I can't wait
HARRY (spoken):
HARRY and RON (becoming more tired):
The Quidditch World Cup scene has no music from the recording, but ideally, the main characters like Crouch and Winky will be introduced thematically with "Can't Free an Elf With a Wand" and the actual game will be a variation of the Prologue music, Bulgarian and Irish when appropriate
There's No Art Like the Dark Arts
Adapted from There's No Business Like Show Business (Reprise Two)
After the match, some rioting is occurring on stage and suddenly the Dark Mark appears in the sky
GEORGE: It's there!
DEATH EATER (Masked):
More Death Eaters join in
There's no art like the Dark Art
The chaos subsides and Winky is blamed for the Dark Mark.
The International Banquet
Adapted from Entr'acte: European Tour
The International Banquet. Dumbledore introduces the various school and participants, much like an Olympic procession with flashy, if not tacky, costumes and props
DUMBLEDORE:
A presentation of various Hogwarts houses and founders presented by potential Tri-Wiz participants
HOGWARTS (very British):
The presentation of Hogwarts continues
DUMBLEDORE:
Karkoroff enters leading the Durmstrang delegation
VIKTOR KRUM (pounding his staff):
The Durmstrang men dance with a very Slavic masculinity
DUMBLEDORE:
MADAME MAXIME (very heartily):
The Beauxbatons girls jump and twirl acrobatically and shout and whistle at all the guys
Oo, la la!
ALL:
The Goblet of Fire is presented and ceremonially lit
Whose Gonna Win, I Hope?
Adapted from Who Do You Love, I Hope?
The following evening, the winners' room. Fleur, Cedric, and Viktor are upset that Harry can participate illegally
VK: My name is Viktor, I'll vin it for sure
VK: Whose gonna vin, I hope?
FD: Whose gonna flop, I hope?
CD: I am accomplished with potions and spells
VK: Whose gonna vin, I hope?
FD: It's so unfair Harry's entered at all
VK: Whose gonna vin, I hope?
The dance. The participants try to outdo each other, very vaudeville like. Others enter the stage to dance as their partner. Ron with Fleur, Hermione with Viktor, Cho with Cedric, Ginny and or Patil twins with Harry.
ALL:
WOMEN: I hope, I hope, I hope!
TRI-WIZ PARTICIPANTS:
Old Angry Dragon
Adapted from Old Fashioned Wedding
Before the First Task, the Participants (Harry is not present) are all nervously awaiting to face their dragons.
Dialogue
KRUM: I hope I'm first.
KRUM and CEDRIC:
FLEUR:
Sung again, simultaneously, different endings
We'll fight an old angry dragon!
If I can't fight off these dragons
They are interrupted by an unwelcomed Harry and continue on with the selection process
You Can't Free an Elf with a Wand
Adapted from You Can't Get a Man with a Gun
Hermione begins her club SPEW to raise awareness about House-Elf persecution. She realizes the futility of the situation, because she cannot just use magic to free them.
HERMIONE:
I'm quick in my lessons
When I'm at my study,
With a wand, with a wand
If I could conjecture
I might go on tryin'
The gals eating crumpets…ooh
With a wand, with a wand
And Ronald and Harry
(slower) My club's just a starter
They Say He's Wonderful
Adapted from They Say It's Wonderful
Several students talk about how Mad Eye is strange and awkward but yet somehow likeable
STUDENTS:
MAD-EYE MOODY (somewhat craftily):
You'll find my teaching to be so wonderful
Let's Dance It Off With You
Adapted from I'll Share It All
Before the Yule Ball, Harry and Ron frantically try to find a date. They are competing with Cedric and the other students
HARRY:
My obligation
Cedric enters, girls fawning over him
ENSEMBLE OF ADMIRERS:
CEDRIC:
GIRLS:
Harry asks a few of the girls but they ignore him to focus on Cedric
HARRY: Hi….
Parvati Patil takes Harry's arm
HARRY:
The scene changes to the opening dance, formal, but with a definite jazz style. There is some amazement from Ron and Harry when Viktor enters with Hermione, but they continue to dance with the Patils
ALL:
You Can't Free an Elf with a Wand (Reprise)
Adapted from Finale Act I: You Can't Get a Man with a Gun (Reprise)
Hermione is down in the kitchens trying to console Winky and inspire the other elves. We also hear about the Crouch family and their predicament.
WINKY (spoken):
Winky hiccups
HERMIONE:
Winky sobs and hiccups again
Oh you can't free an elf with a wand…
I Got the News of the Morning
Adapted from I Got the Sun in the Morning
Rita Skeeter is covering the Tri-Wiz Tournament and is looking for her next lead on a story
RITA SKEETER (Slowly):
Got no inside gossip shtick
Friendship gives me a love affair
And with the news of the morning
Jazz tempo
It's too easy, it's too clear
CHORUS:
Harry walks across stage, annoyed
RITA:
CHORUS:
RITA (CHORUS sings background):
CHORUS:
RITA (contemplatively):
Rita begins silently interviewing various member of the cast and even the audience her quill taking notes. She talks to Hermione, all decked out in SPEW gear and in a burst of inspiration shouts
Slow down!
Her quill frantically scratches away and within seconds everyone publish on stage has newspapers and magazines screaming Rita's new stories, people all start shouting and gossiping. They all surround Rita with their papers and break into song
CHORUS and RITA:
News of the morning and scoop at night
And with the news of the morning
(fast) News of the morning and the scoop at night
Mermaid Lullaby
Adapted from Moonshine Lullaby
Harry cannot solve the mystery of the Golden Egg and goes into the Prefect bathroom. Guided by Moaning Myrtle, he takes a bath and the egg begins to sing
SONG OF THE EGG:
You're gonna swim
Harry exits the tub in a towel
MOANING MYRTLE:
HARRY:
SONG OF THE EGG:
Harry exits, as Fleur, Viktor, and Cedric enter
TRIO (Fleur, Viktor, Cedric):
Beneath the lake
This current task
HARRY and the TRIO:
We are but lost
The scene shifts slowly into the lake scene at the competition. Harry is given gillyweed by Dobby and a suspicious Mad Eye crosses behind them. They set up for the third task. Everyone pantomimes and Dumbledore introduces the task as the participants are about to jump into the lake
TRIO:
HARRY:
They jump into the lake, which is displayed as shifting blue lights and gurgling noises as they are lifted above stage. Moaning Myrtle floats in
MOANING MYRTLE:
Viktor and Cedric eventually come, and Harry "floats" to the surface with both Ron and Fleur's sister. The music comes to an end.
Harry finds where Ron, Hermione, Cho, and Flo's sister are being kept
TRIO (gurgled):
HARRY:
This section has little music or none at all because the scenes would be kept short and mysterious. The sequences describing the madness of Mr. Crouch, and the Pensieve memories would be underscored by versions of They Say He's Wonderful and The Games That I Follow. The musical picks up at the Third Task.
The Games That I Follow (Reprise)
Adapted from The Girl That I Marry (Reprise)
The third and final task. Dumbledore announces the object - first one to reach the Goblet wins. Harry is upset at how dangerous and ridiculous this game has become.
HARRY (angrily):
(sung) While I'm tryin'
A game that I follow
A dark version of the Prologue is played but intertwined with Whose Gonna Win, I Hope?. We hear shouts of pain from Fleur when she is attacked by the Imperiously charmed Krum. Through many trials, Harry shows up at the center with Cedric, who is introduced by the Let's Dance It Off theme. They agree to both take the Goblet and win. But the Goblet is a Portkey and they are transported to the Graveyard, where Voldemort and the Death Eaters are waiting. Cedric is instantly killed as loud orchestral strings accompany his death. Voldemort eases up to Harry and begins to sing.
Resurrection is Near
Adapted from My Defenses Are Down
A moment of contemplation and memorial for Cedric, but Voldemort, in miniature form, breaks it by singing of his upcoming resurrection.
VOLDEMORT:
Death Eaters mope onto stage
DEATH EATERS (spoken):
VOLDEMORT (spoken):
DEATH EATERS (Screams):
VOLDEMORT (sung):
With the bones of hated fathers
Resurrection is near
Presentation of some the ingredients follows, the Death Eaters glance at each other, both pleased and terrified
DEATH EATERS:
The ingredients are added and stirred jazzily
VOLDERMORT:
DEATH EATERS:
VOLDEMORT (with a final incantation):
DEATH EATERS:
Through the smoke and dancing Death Eaters, a full-size Voldemort emerges
VOLDEMORT :
DEATH EATERS:
VOLDEMORT:
Voldemort whistles over to Harry and whispers
Yes…
Duel with Voldemort
Adapted from Anything You Can Do
Harry, realizing that Voldemort is in control of the situation, challenges him. Voldemort agrees, seeking to play with his prey before destroying him.
HARRY:
VOLDEMORT:
HARRY:
VOLDERMORT:
HARRY:
V: No, I won't. H: Yes, you will
VOLDEMORT:
HARRY:
VOLDEMORT:
Any deed you have done
VOLDEMORT:
HARRY(in falsetto) Yes, I am!
VOLDEMORT (spoken):
DEATH EATERS:
VOLDEMORT (sung):
HARRY:
V: Avada…. H: Expelliarmus…
VOLDEMORT:
HARRY:
VOLDEMORT:
HARRY:
VOLDEMORT:
HARRY:
V: No, you can't.
The Duel progresses as Harry holds the long note, the people are released from Voldemort's wand
"DEAD" PEOPLE:
VOLDEMORT: (Spoken)
HARRY:
DEATH EATERS/DEAD PEOPLE:
HARRY:
V: No, I won't. (Fast)
Voldemort and Harry pace back and forth still fighting
CHORUSES OF "DEAD" PEOPLE AND DEATH EATERS:
DEAD PEOPLE:
DEATH EATERS:
DEAD PEOPLE:
BOTH CHORUSES:
V and DE: You (He) can't win
V and DE: No, you (he) can't, can't, can't
ALL (divided):
As Voldemort, the Death Eaters, and everyone is distracted, Harry grabs the portkey and is lifted above stage as the song closes
Heads are red where I've been bred
At what we call "The Burrow"
We don't act all uppity
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley
Having fun out in the sun
And diggin' gnomes in furrows
Helpin' out the family
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley
We all have to save what we got and share
From the family owls to our underwear
We all have to cope whether wrong or right
When we work when we play and when Weasleys fight
(Sarcastically) That comes easily
That comes easily
My oldest brother Billy
Breaks curses at Gringotts
Mom thinks he dresses silly
'Cuz his hair he never cuts
On this clock each hand is locked
And stuck on mortal peril
Because we are probably
Doin' what come Weas-a-ley
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley
We don't like to fret about pride and fame
Even if we're a family with a pureblood name
With all of our worries up to our neck
With that kind of business we say, "what the heck"
That comes easily
That comes Weas-a-ley
And there's my brother Charlie
He is the second child
But now he's bruised and gnarly
'Cuz he catches dragons wild
Percy-boy we can annoy
Because he's always busy
Working for the Ministry
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley
Doin' what comes Weas-a-ley!
FRED: Ever been to a stadium before?
HARRY: Mean this is how we get there?
GEORGE: We have to travel all over the country.
FRED: Have you ever been to a World Cup?
HARRY: Nope.
GEORGE: Have you ever seen professional Quidditch?
HARRY: Nope.
RON: Are you an Ireland fan?
HARRY: Nope.
FRED and GEORGE: You ever….
HARRY: (grinning) Nope
HARRY: Portkey...what's that?
FRED and GEORGE: Just watch
The players, the venders, the campout, the game
The tents of wizards all around the stands
The players, the mascots, the people to blame
The Quidditch lovers from so many lands
The opening when the teams come out to play
The closing when the gear is put away
There's no match like a Quid-match
Like no match that I know
Everybody tries to sell you knick-knacks
GEORGE:
Fan apparel and the latest treats
RON:
Filling up and getting sick on quick snacks
ARTHUR:
And getting stiff backs from nasty seats
ALL FOUR:
There's no people like fan-people
They cheer holler and blow
Yesterday you thought that this was just a game
After this you won't think the same
You will tell your children that to this you came
Let's go on with the show!
Let's go on with the show!
The games that I follow will have to be
The fiercest and favorite of history
The games that make me itch
Will be bloody and dirty and labeled Quidditch
The teams will be legends - like gods on brooms
And out in the stadium the roar resumes
They'll be flyin, maybe dyin'
They will fight through the night, I'm not lyin'
A game I can follow
The game of tomorrow will be
Me neither.
Tomorrow the games of my life begin
And I really hope that my team will win
I'll be waitin', and debatin'
Every play of the day that I'm hatin'
A game I can follow
The game of tomorrow will be
RON: It's there, up in the sky, it's there!
FRED: Go get Dad, he's got to stop it!
RON: Oh ain't it terrible, yesterday, you thought Death Eaters were gone…
HARRY: And now we know that something's up
There's no art like the Dark Arts
With no heart, but no frown
Everybody panics when its conjured
Good and bad alike shout out in fear
'Specially Death Eaters that thought they had "bonjoured"
Their names are pondered
By each one here
It cannot be brought down
Wizards making mayhem with a deadly curse
Take your money, your gold, your purse
Then they do away with you and rent your hearse
The Dark Arts are in town!
And now we welcome members of the TriWizard Tournament
Entering first…Hogwarts!
Oh, we are amused!
Durmstrang!
(In Russian) Nastovia!
Beaubatons!
Bravissima!
Let's go on with the show!
FD: My name is Delacour
CD: My name is Cedric, I won't fall for Fleur
ALL: With Harry, I guess that's four
CD: Whose gonna lose, I hope?
FD: Who is it going to be?
ALL: I hope, I hope, I hope it's me
VK: Whose gonna drop, I hope?
CD: Who is it going to be?
ALL: I hope, I hope, I hope it's me
FD: I got za looks zat can kill
VK: I am the seeker for Quidditch Finals
ALL: Harry's just run of the mill!
CD: Whose gonna lose, I hope?
FD: Who is it going to be?
ALL: I hope, I hope, I hope it's me
CD: I think it's very surreal
VK: He is too young, and too foolish and small
ALL: He'll be the bigger dogs' meal
FD: Whose gonna lose, I hope?
CD: Who is it going to be?
VK: I hope
FD: I hope
CD: I hope
HARRY: (appearing on stage) I hope
ALL: I hopa hopa hopa hopa
Whose gonna flop, I hope?
Whose gonna drop, I hope?
Who is it going to be?
MEN: I hope, I hope, I hope!
ALL: I really hope it's me!
I hope it's me!
CEDRIC: I hope I'm not.
KRUM: Don't want to fight the Ridgeback?
FLEUR: Stop talking.
KRUM: It's the only one that is really angry.
FLEUR: Stop talking.
CEDRIC: I'm not ready to do this.
ALL THREE: We could stop right here!
We'll face an old angry dragon
Breathing with hot and burning fire
We know that we have to fight them
We have to try at least and never tire
Maybe we could win the Goblet
Maybe we fail and then we die
We'll face an old angry dragon
An angry dragon that would
Make any wizard cry
I'll fight a dragon with a big tail
And large horns that firebreaths
And he'll be covered in thick scales
Flying high above the trees
He'll be the dragon that's the meanest
Then he'll eat you up in bites
Maybe burning you to ashes
ashes, yes, whoever fights
I'll fight a dragon that's from Norway
Or China or Hungary
With ancient names like Ridgeback
Or Horntail and Fireball
They are the monsters of this Tournament round
Everyone big and fast
If I can't fight these terrible dragons
Then I'm probably coming in last
Then I'm probably coming in last!
Oh, when Dobby found freedom with a sock from his debt
He rejoiced and he shouted for joy
Now I think that I'm able and the table is set
To give house elves proper employ
I'm never second guessin'
I'm the brightest in all the land
But my classes and courses
Can't deal with ancient forces
Oh, you can't free an elf with a wand
My book is my best buddy
Yes, I make an unnatural bond
But I can't go on reading
Knowing elves receive a beating
Oh, you can't free an elf with a wand
No, you can't free an elf with a wand
A mighty soundin' lecture
To convince that the elves are conned
Not an elf I'd be savin'
The desperate and depraven
No you can't free a slave
From his grave
In his cave
No, you can't free an elf with a wand
Just like a mighty lion
To free elves that I find so fond
But the masses ignore me
Forget me and abhor me
And I can't free the elves with a wand
Are social climbing strumpets
With no care even to respond
Every witch is a loser
A bitch and house elf bruiser
For they can't see the end of their wand (looking up and acting very uppity)
No, you can't change their minds with a wand
Think I'm a house-elf fairy
They should drown in the Hogwarts pond
'Cuz they can't see what matters
Through cake and cookie batters
And you can't have a friend
Help and lend
Or depend
No, you can't save an elf with a wand
I guess I'm just a martyr
For a cause that distress has spawned
I cannot be the only
And living member lonely
For this cause I call SPEW
Still speaks true
Through and through
Still you can't free an elf with a wand!
They say that Mad-Eye Moody is wonderful
He's wonderful, so they say
And with his magical eye he's wonderful
He's wonderful, so they tell me
Malfoy became a ferret
Because he couldn't bear it
He punishes in ways that we've never known
So, this teacher of the Dark Arts
Is wonderful, wonderful
In every way
So they say
Rumors fly and they often leave a doubt
But you've come to the right place to find out
Ev'rything that you've heard is really so
I've fought the Dark Arts off, so I should now
It's wonderful, as you'll see
I'll teach you curses and cures so wonderful
They're wonderful, as I show you
You may have cause to doubt me
You don't know all about me
You're thinking that this mad man is all full blown
So, someday you may come to see
I'm wonderful, wonderful
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
Haven't one chance
For this dumb dance
This is great!
Sure it's easy
I get queasy
Got not date!
My new position
My sure damnation
I'll get a date tonight
He's a winner, buys you dinner
He's the Hogwarts man
Catch him if you can
Taking Cho's the plan
So its….(they sigh, defested)
GIRLS: Look at Cedric!
HARRY: Hi….
GIRLS: Ain't he manly
HARRY: Hi….
GIRLS: He's the greatest!
I guess I'll dance with you!
Let's dance it off - Woo-oo-ooh!
Let's dance it off - Woo-oo-ooh!
Let's da-aaa-nce it off-a-off-a-off-a-off, with-a-with-a-with-a-with you!
Oh Dobby, what am I gonna do?
DOBBY:
Never mind, Winky
You're still the nicest House-Elf in the whole world
I'm good at my lessons
I'm never second guessin'
I'm the brightest in all the land
But when I see this sadness…
Got no story, got no tale
But I know that I will prevail
I've got the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
To my instincts I'm sure to stick
I've got the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
Shyness gives me a mad man's lair
Got no guidelines rules to stop
Juicy stories will never flop
I've got the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
And the scoop of the evening
I'm alright
Little tipsy is a lot of beer
I've got the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
She's got the news of the morning and the scoop at night
Harry Potter what a find
He's a gold mine for my mind
He is the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
Yes, he's the news of the morning and the scoop at night
Pictures give me a tabloid reel
One clue gives me a great big spiel
Got no proof of my resource
Publishers are a mighty force
They need the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
They've got the news of the morning and the scoop at night
And with the news in the morning
And the scoop in the evening
I'm alright
Got the gossip, it's the truth
Got the facts be they quite uncouth
We've got the news of the morning
And the scoop at night
And the scoop of the evening
We're alright
Beneath the lake
There's that a love that we will take
Where your buddy's drowning in the seaweed
To the bottom to save him
So you better get your game face on
Bye bye Harry
Nice to see ya
You'll be wary
Don't wanna be ya
I better beg
For answers from this egg
Or it's someone else's life in danger
So grab your shorts
And go on with all these sports
With the Mermaid Lullaby
Loo loo…..
There's a love that we will take
From the clutches of the mermaid people
Is not something you would ask
For it certainly is dangerous
Try, try, maybe
It's a trial
Were not babies
Just in denial
And a human life's the cost
If we cannot reach our captured loved one
Ahh….
So here I am
Freezing cold and in a jam
With the Mermaid's Lullaby
Hey there, Harry
Ain't this scary
Like the mermaid song implied
Ahhh.....
Now let me wait
Let me pause and hesitate
With the Mermaid's Lullaby
Dragons and Monsters! Mazes!
I'll be dyin'
(weakening) As a fool from my school that was lyin'
This dark empty hollow…(disgusted)…aagh!
I have been bad for so many years
And it was lots of fun
The second time around fin'ly nears
To keep the battle won
Dark deeds are never done
Dark Lord!
You are returning!
We'll paint the town red, master!
Sorry fellas, I can't make it. I'm getting resurrected tonight!
What?!?
Resurrection is near
My powers are returning
'Cuz without them I am bored
I appear right now just a vision
But I'll come out as Dark Lord
Resurrection is near
Collecting all the pieces
And the people that I need
I will know that my life is awakened
And I'll be alive indeed
Oh I loved to grind them good
With the flesh of helpful servants
And Harry J. Potter's blood!
You might as well surrender
For the battle can't be won
Oh, tonight I am resurrected
And there's nothing to be done
And I must confess that I'll like it
Being terrible is gonna be fun
Resurrection is near!
I began tonight just a vision
But you come out as our Lord
Resurrection is here!
You might as well surrender
For the battle can't be won
Ohhhhh, tonight I am resurrected
And there's nothing to be done
Yes, tonight you are resurrected
Bein' terrible is gonna be fun!
Any way you can duel, I can duel better
Ha!
I can duel any day better than you.
No, you can't
H: Yes, I can. V: No, you can't
H: Yes, I can. V: No, you can't
H: Yes, I can, Yes, I can
Everything you have done
Still can be broken
You're just awoken
So go back to bed
V: No, I won't. H: Yes, you will
V: No, I WON'T
H: Yes, you will. Yes, you will!
I can kill a Muggle
That is not a struggle
Try again and maybe
I was just a baby
That was special circumstance
HARRY:
Is that what you say?
VOLDEMORT:
Yes!
HARRY:
Try it today!
I have done greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
No, you're not
H: Yes, I am. (Higher) V: No, you're not. (Higher)
H: Yes, I am. (Higher) V: No, you're not. (Higher)
H: Yes, I am. (Higher) V: No, you're not. (Higher)
How do you sing that high?
(spoken) He's a girl!
Any spell you can say
I can say softer
I can say any spell
Softer than you
V: Kedavra..H: Expelliarmus…
V: Avada…
H: (extremely loud) Expelliarmus!
I can do some fission
With ultimate precision
I can do cold fusion
It's a fine illusion
I can conjure energy
Can you kill a child?
Sure.
That's why you're biled … you scum!
Any duel you could fight
I could fight longer
I can fight any duel
Longer than you
H: Yes, I can V: No, you can't. (They prepare)
H: Yes, I can V: No, you can't.
H: Yes, I can (they begin)
H: Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I V: No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
(continued) I-I-I-I-I-I-CAN! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, he ca-a-a-an!
Where'd they come from?
Ha!
No!/Go!
Any fight you can pick
Someday you'll lose it
Select or choose it
For lose it you will
H: Yes, you will. (Faster) V: No, I won't. (Faster)
H: Yes, you will. (Faster) V: NoIwon't. (Faster)
H: Yesyouwill! (Fastest)
He will be the Master
He can beat him faster
He will be the winner
Treat them all for dinner
It's the great antithesis
What do you mean?
Look! Go read the book!
Everywhere that you search
Someday you'll find it
Good versus evil
And battles for power
H and company: Yes, I (he) can. (Sweeter)
V and DE: No, you (he) can't. (Sweeter)
H and company: Yes, I (he) can. (Sweeter)
V and DE: No, you (he) can't. (Sweeter)
H and company: Yes, I (he) can. (Sweeter)
V and DE: No, you (he) can't (Sweeter)
H and Company: Oh, yes I (he) can (Sweeter)
H and company: Yes, I (he) can, can, can
Yes, I (he) can! No, you (he) can't!
DEATH EATERS/VOLDEMORT | HARRY/DUMBLEDORE (& followers) | FUDGE/RITA (& non-believers) | |
With Voldemort on the rise | With Voldemort on the rise | Don't take the wool from our eyes | |
It's wonderful, wonderful | It's terrible, terrible | It's wonderful, wonderful | |
In every way, so we say! | In every way, so we say! | In every way, so they say! | |
Harry Potter the Musical(s)
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