The Young Wizard's Songbook
Fun at Death Eater Daycare
A charming Malfoy family souvenir - well, they have to learn some time...
Image © 2004 Red Scharlach
Fun at Death Eater Daycare
A charming Malfoy family souvenir - well, they have to learn some time...
Image © 2004 Red Scharlach
Discovered (unless otherwise noted) by Constance Vigilance, with some assist from The Sergeant Majorette
** = post-HBP
The Young Wizard's Songbook Copyright 2003 by Alastor Moody, Constance Vigilance & The Sergeant Majorette; The Young Wizard's Songbook, Books 1-5 Copyright 2003 by Alexandra; Songs from the CTW Copyright 2003 by Tracy Hunt; Most Wizards Like to Travel by Floo Copyright 2003 by Indigo Ziona; Bellatrix, Bellatrix Copyright 2004 by Catherine McK; Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and Rhymes and Songs for Wee Ones Copyright 2004 by Iggy McSnurd; How Much Is That Broomstick In The Window? and Twinkle Twinkle Copyright 2004 by Chris; I'll Smash Him, Said Dobby, With a Bludger, Pokey, Hokey and Severus Snape's Alphabet Copyright 2004-2006 by Caius Marcius; Three Nursery Filks Copyright 2005 by Kinoko; Arithmancy Lesson Copyright 2005 by Anon E. Mouse; The Head Boy and the Head Girl Copyright 2007 by Varda; Sirius Black Was Disowned Copyright 2007 by Varda & Gillian; Three Children's Songs Copyright 2007 by JustJeanette
In the depths of Mad-Eye Moody's trunk, we discover a tattered book with most of the pages missing. Diligent digging in the trunk uncovers some of the pages of The Young Wizard's Songbook
The Not So Itsy Bitsy Spider
When Hagrid was a lad, his pet was not a dog.
It was a giant spider, he called him Aragog.
Tom Riddle came along and this is what he did,
He chased the spider out and the school expelled Hagrid.
I'm a Little Teapot-Sized Professor
Flitwick is the name, I'm three feet four.
I'm not very tall but my feet can reach the floor.
To levitate a feather, here's the trick
Wingardium Leviosa, swish and flick.
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Elf
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Elf
Winky drinky by herself.
Doesn't care too much for clothes
In a room that comes and goes.
Barty Crouch gave her the sack
Now she wants her master back.
Peter, Pumpkin Eater of Death
Rattus Rattus, Animagus
Ran away and tried to dodge us.
Book 5 - many a Death Eater
Readers wonder, where was Peter?
Pop! Go the Weasleys
Around, around the Portable Swamp
The twins manuever easily.
Peeves, you must continue the romp ...
Pop! Go the Weasleys.
A galleon for a Headless Hat
Pay up, now, don't be measily.
Diagon Alley, 93
Pop! Go the Weasleys.
Constance Vigilance, being constantly vigilant, has been helping Mad- Eye Moody clean out his trunk. At the bottom of one drawer labelled "School Things", they find a battered old schoolbook with most of the pages missing. The broken spine reads The Young Wizard's Songbook.
"Oh," says Constance, "this must be where those random pages have been coming from. I thought I saw a couple fly out the window recently. This book is in really bad shape. There are only a few pages left intact."
They carefully open the book and it begins to sing:
Little Mike Corner
Little Mike Corner
Ginny lovelorner
With redheads he likes to be seen.
He got grumpy and crossed
When his Quidditch team lost.
And so now Ginny's chumming with Dean.
Hickory Dickory Grawp
Hickory Dickory Grawp
Loves Hagrid but gives him a pop.
Another love token,
Another rib broken.
Hickory Dickory Grawp.
Oh Where, Oh Where
Oh where, oh where have my belongings all gone?
If you please, please return them to me.
The items I've missed
I write here on this list.
Signed Luna Lovegood, Sincerely.
"Hmm," says Mad-Eye. "I wonder if there are any more pages loose somewhere in this trunk?"
"Dunno," responds Constance noncommittally. "We'll just have to see what turns up. Hey, look at this! The Hogwarts Big Book of Limericks!"
The Sergeant Majorette (poking under a Clifford-the-Big-Red-Crup My First Sneakoscope) says, "here's one!".....
Percy
Percy? Mercy! Ministry hack!
Gave his Christmas jumper back
When his siblings heard of it
They all chorused "What a git!"
Constance Vigilance and Mad-Eye Moody continue digging through his trunk.
Constance says, "It was nice of The Sergeant Majorette to find that page of The Young Wizard's Songbook that got away. I wonder if there are any more out there? Oh, look, under these extra sneakoscopes, here are some more."
Harry Doodle Dandy
Harry Potter rode to school
A flying Ford Angleeya
Came to a stop in a tree top.
Said Snape, "I'm glad to see ya!"
"Expulsion is the standard way
To settle up the damages."
McGonagall said "Not today",
And filled a plate with sandwiches.
CHORUS:
Harry Potter, he's our man!
Better than Honeydukes' candy
Saved the world from You-Know-Who
In Quidditch, he is handy!
Thanks to Ayleyaell Kinder for the Chorus!
Hedwig Owl*
*Who loves to eat Three Blind Mice
Sung as a round
Hedwig Owl
She how she flies
To carry a letter to Grimmauld Place
Under the radar of what's-her-face.
Filch's suspicions are way off base.
Hedwig Owl
After moving aside a case of Flesh-Eating Slug repellant, Constance yelps triumphantly and holds up a page. "At last, here are the words to that pesky ditty I keep hearing being hummed about in TBAY!"
FITD
The Farmer In The Dell
The shipping quest will quell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
And who with whom will dwell?
Cho is hot for Ced
Nevermind the fact he's dead
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Well, that is what she said.
Harry's kissing Cho
Underneath the mistletoe.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
I think that's finished, though.
Hermione's after Har,
Or maybe after Vic.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Well, she can take her pick.
Ron will pick a fight
With Hermione every night.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Think it's love? You're right.
Luna fancies Ron
Even when his mind is gone.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
His cluelessness goes on.
Luna, in this mix,
Is the one nobody picks.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
But wait until Book Six.
A Tisket, A Tasket
A tisket, a tasket,
A Crumple-Horned Snorkack, it
Could be imaginary, but
I didn't stop to ask it.
Rock-a-bye Norbert
Rock-a-bye Norbert,
Hagrid's delight.
Kept in a wood house
That he could ignite.
We sent him to Charlie
What else could we do?
We all got detentions,
But Draco did, too!
Queen Umbridge is Coming Down
Queen Umbridge is coming down
Break her throne, smash her crown,
Centaurs chase her out of town
Unfair lady.
Discovered by Alexandra
Here are some additions to the Young Wizard's Songbook:
Book 1 (Mary Had a Little Lamb):
Harry had an envelope (envelope, envelope)
Harry had an envelope, from who, he didn't know
And everywhere the Dursleys went (Dursleys went, Dursleys went)
Everywhere the Dursleys went, the owls were sure to go
Inviting him to school away (school away, school away)
Inviting him to school away, to be a Gryffindor
He took the opportunity, (-tunity, -tunity)
He took the opportunity and fought old Voldemort
Book 2 (Little Boy Blue):
Harry should now be on high alert
The Chamber is open and Lockhart's a turd
But where is the door underground, do you think?
It's in Myrtle's bathroom, through the sink
Book 3 (Hey Diddle, Diddle):
Hey diddle, diddle,
The rat and Tom Riddle
Lupin fears the full moon
Sirius Black appears to be back
And Snape is a sad, tortured goon
Book 4 (Jack and Jill):
Krum and Fleur arrived at school
With ship and wingèd horses
Cedric came, but Harry's name
Was added by dark forces
Harry played and fought his way
To glory, but hope burned
He was tied and Cedric died
And Voldemort returned
Book 5 (Sing a Song of Sixpence):
Sing a song of Umbridge
Who looks just like a toad
She's a nasty, bad [w]itch who ought to just explode
When her wand was stepped on,
She screamed to be released
But she was carted off to be a centaur family's feast!
Transcribed by Tracy Hunt
It's children's literature, right? So we need some children's shows...and where do we find the best? The CTW of course (that's the Children's Television for Wizards, not to be confused with the Children's Television Workshop in the Muggle world).
I Curse You (Malfoy's Theme)
based on I Love You (Barney's Theme)
I curse you
You curse me
We're a curs-ed family
With a big, bad spell
and a hex from me to you
Won't you say you curse me too?
Grimmauld Place Theme
based on Sesame Street Theme
Cloudy day
The Summer has gone away
On my way
To where the Order stays
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Grimmauld Place?
Cloudy day
Nothin' goes just my way
Scary portraits there
I can't seem to erase
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Grimmauld Place?
How to get to Grimmauld Place?
How to get to Grimmauld Place?
A couple more from deep in Moody's trunk:
Pat-a-Cake
PAT-A-CAKE, pat-a-cake Shunpike Stan.
Careening on the Knight Bus, as only it can;
Poor old Madam Marsh is looking rather grey,
And farmhouses and dustbins better get out of the way.
Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
O DEAR what can the matter be?
Gilderoy Lockhart is mad as a hatter! He's
Locked up, but subject to flattery,
Still autographing with flair.
His book is the last word on dealing with house pests.
As Lord of St. Mungo's, he welcomes his few guests.
He reads through his fanmail and never gets depressed -
A perfect white smile and great hair.
He once wrote a book called A Year With the Yeti.
But after Obliviate he will forget, he
Was a wizard celebrity, Witch's Gazetty.
He's now in St. Mungo's Day Care.
A filk by Indigo Ziona to the tune of The Animals went in Two by Two and I have no idea who that is by, so never mind..
Most wizards like to travel by Floo
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Most wizards like to travel by Floo
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Most wizards like to travel by Floo
They throw in the powder, the flames turn blue
And they jump right into the fire,
To wherever they want to go.
Muggles prefer to use the door
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Muggles prefer to use the door
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Muggles prefer to use the door
Which they lock with a key and not much more
Alohomora's a mystery to them,
They just don't want to know.
Quidditch players use broomsticks
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Quidditch players use broomsticks
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Quidditch players use broomsticks
The Wronski Feint and other good tricks,
Firebolts are really the best
If you want to fly that low.
Death Eaters always Apparate
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Death Eaters always Apparate
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Death Eaters always Apparate
To Voldemort's side they're going straight
And find some Muggles
To inflict with a Crucio.
By Catherine McK to the tunes of Curly Locks, Curly Locks, Ding dong bell/Pussy's in the Well and The North Wind Doth Blow.
*
(sung by Voldemort, obviously)
Bellatrix, Bellatrix, wilt thou be mine?
I'll teach you Dark Magic and curses sublime.
We'll slaughter the Mudbloods that our world demean,
Rejoicing in hexes and torture and screams.
Bellatrix, Bellatrix, thou wilt be mine,
I'll teach you Dark Magic and curses sublime.
*
Ding dong bell,
Pussy isn't well.
Though she hasn't died,
Yet she's petrified.
Whatever could do this -
Was it a basilisk?
Hermione could say
But she's just gone the same way.
*
The cactus doth grow
And Neville will show
It's wonderful means of defence, like so.
Now they're covered in slime
And Harry repines,
It's not how he wished to meet Cho, like so.
A filk by Iggy McSnurd to the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt
DUMBLEDORE:
Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
His name is my name too...
When we apparate
The people always state
"There goes Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!"
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
sung more softly
Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
His name is my name too...
When we apparate
The people always state
"There goes Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!"
loudly
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Repeat as often as possible, singing the main verse more and more quietly, with the "LA"s louder and louder.
By Iggy McSnurd
I was recently browsing through a chest of drawers in my attic and came across a few scrolls. This is what I found so far, but I know that I have some more around here somewhere. I'll send in more scrolls as I find them. (These are from a project I wanted to work on a few years back, but had to set it aside.)
I Love Little Crookshanks
Crooned by a mother Hermione to her bonnie lasses
to the tune of "I Love Little Pussy".
I love little Crookshanks, his coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt him he'll do me no harm.
I'll sit by the fire and give him some food,
And Crookshanks will love me, because I am good.
Tom, Tom, the Muggle's Son
Tom, Tom, the Muggle's son, cast a curse, and tried to run!
The curse was beat, Tom felt defeat,
Which left him crumpled at Harry's feet.
Lordie Voldie
To Humpty Dumpty
Lordie Voldie sat on a wall,
Lordie Voldie had a great fall.
All the Death Eaters, both ladies and men
Couldn't put Lord Voldie together again.
Sing a Song of Sixpence
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye;
Four-and-twenty House Elves baked in a pie.
When the pie was open'd, the Elves began this chord.
Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a Lord?
Lucius was in the counting house, counting out his money;
Narcissa was in the parlor, eating bread and honey;
Dobby was in the garden, hanging out the clothes;
There came a little dickie bird, and popped upon his nose!
Petunia's Song
To The Nurse's Song
Play my Dudders diddy, what can Mammy do wid 'e?
Sit on a lap, give it some pap, and play a Dudders diddy.
Smile, my baby bonnie; What will time bring on 'e?
Sorrow and care, frowns and gray hair; So smile, my baby bonnie.
Laugh, my baby, beauty; What will time do to ye?
Furrow your cheek, wrinkle your neck, so laugh, my Dudders, beauty.
Play, my Dudders, deary; Mother will never be weary.
Frolic and play now while you may; So play, my Dudders, deary.
Higglety, Pigglety, Pop
Higglety, Piggletly, Pop
Dudley just ate the mop.
Vernon's in a hurry,
Petunia's in a flurry,
Higglety, Pigglety, Pop
Harry and Lord Voldemort
To The Lion and the Unicorn in an oddly symbolic manner as well.
Harry and Lord Voldemort
Were fighting up and down,
Harry beat Lord Voldemort
All 'round the town.
Some gave them "huzzas"
Some gave them frowns
And some drew their own wands
To zap them out of town.
Peter, Peter, the Death Eater
Peter, Peter, the Death Eater
Became a rat and hid in fear.
He hid for years with the Weasley clan,
And now he sports a silver hand.
...and other verses by Chris
Version 1 - Nice Ending
Twinkle twinkle emerald eyes
Hiding my wand deep inside
Mischief we're about to make
Muggles are near the gate
Twinkle twinkle emerald eyes
Shall we play or make them fly.
Version 2 - Death Eater Ending
Twinkle twinkle emerald eyes
Hiding my wand deep inside
Mischief we're about to make
Muggles are near the gate
Twinkle twinkle emerald eyes
Shall we play or will they die
Harry and Hagrid Visit Diagon Alley
To the tune of Do Re Mi from The Sound of Music
A wand for spells and charms and smells
A beast for post an owl will do
Books florish and Blotts the shop
These you must read lots and lots
A cauldren for Professor Snape
Of course you will need a cape
A hat, a student one will do
that will bring us back to Ollivanders......
New School Year
To The Chimes of Big Ben
A new school year at Hogwarts has begun
Sev-er-us Snape's in his Dungeon
Awaiting Fourth Years' Potions class
All Slytherins are sure to pass
Pot-ions
Transcribed by Chris
DRACO
How much is that broomstick in the window?
The one that is silver and black
How much is that broomstick in the window?
I wonder will Dad buy me that.
I want to Quidditch for my house team
But I am not good enough now
If Dad buys new broomsticks for the whole team
Seeker Draco, Potter will bow
I dream of beating that fool Potter
In getting to the stupid Snitch
The game is pointless but at least it
Gives me a shot at the titch
15 new Nimbus two thousands and ones
Would do very nicely dear Dad
Would you, could you please get some
I promise this isn't a fad.
Transcribed by Caius Marcius
A is for Aconite, or Monkshood I quote
B is for Bezoar that comes from a goat
C is for Cauldron with their thickened bottoms
D is for Dunderheads, I know how to spot 'em
E is for Erupment, classified as Class B
F is for Fluxweed so green and grassy
G is for Graphorn, they are hard to collect
H is for horned toad, such fun to dissect
I is for ingredients, we mix them for potions
J is for jars, for things slimy to float in
K is for Kappa, Japanese, I insist
L is for lacewings, bugs of mildew and mist
M is for moonstone that helps you stay placid
N is for NEWTS that burn harder than acid
O is for OWLS, study hard and you'll cruise 'em
P is for Points, give me grief, and you'll lose 'em
Q is for Quills of the porpentine fretful
R is for Runespoor, makes us all less forgetful
S is for Scales, for gauging and weighing
T is for textbooks, you've no time for playing
U is for Umbridge who we all helped retire
V is for V-Serum, for stubborn young liars
W is for Wolfsbane, I helped Hogwarts grow some
X is for X-Death Eaters, I know some
Y is for Yule Ball, which I supervised
Z is for Zymurgy, a process I've prized…….
Z is uncanonical - I'm just imagining Snape mellowing out at the end of a long, hard day
To the tune of The Hokey Pokey (aka The Hokey Cokey* to the British)
You take a job with Burkes
A new career as clerk
You do some sleazy work
As you're skulking all about
Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in if
Tom Riddle wants all the clout
You make a date with Smith
To do some business with
She owns the stuff of myth
And displays it all about
Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in when
Tom Riddle gets all the clout
Here is a cup you'll love
Of Helga Hufflepuff
"I won't part with this stuff
I'll just keep it hereabouts"
Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in as
Tom Riddle wins all the clout
Now she'll the locket bring
It's suited for a king
It is a precious thing
That you cannot do without
Send Hokey to the pokey
She will turn herself in for
Tom Riddle gains all the clout
That thing belonged to Mom
Before she split with Tom
And you have got no qualm
To detach it from this lout
Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in once
Tom Riddle grabs all the clout
When Hepzibah is dead
After Tom Riddle fled
We'll blame the elf instead
As we take the prison route
Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in to
Give Riddle all of the clout
Go to the pokey, Hokey
Go to the pokey, Hokey
Go to the pokey, Hokey
Tom Riddle's won all the clout!
* "Hokey-cokey: a corruption of the Latin words of consecration Hoc est corpus: 'This is my body.' The things you can learn through Google!
Discovered by Kinoko
Wee House-Elf Winky (Wee Willy Winky)
Wee House-Elf Winky, servant of Crouch,
Loved her master, for Barty she did vouch,
Accused at the Quidditch Cup of magic most dark,
Took the blame for Barty for conjuring the Mark.
Draco Malfoy (Baa Baa Black Sheep)
Draco Malfoy, Slytherin snob,
Newest recruit to the Dark Lord's mob.
Suspicious Harry is quite surprised,
To find Draco in the loo with tears in his eyes.
Sevvie Snape (Bobby Shaftoe)
Sevvie Snape, to much alarm,
Dark Mark tattooed on his arm,
Caused the Order lots of harm,
Silly Sevvie Snapey.
Sevvie Snape did make us wince,
Confirmed he was the Half-Blood Prince,
But though his hair may need a rinse
The fangirls still love Snapey.
A filk by Anon E. Mouse to the tune of Do Re Mi from Rodgers' and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music
This filk is my way of summing up what JK Rowling suggests about Professor Vector, who is mentioned, but never actually appears, and her subject of Arithmancy which is never shown or explained
VECTOR:
Every digit has a role.
Mark below and above
One -a leader who won't fall,
Two - for friendship and for love
Three - for harmony and peace,
Four - for safety and for calm
Five - chaos, thrills and risks,
Six - perfection that may come
Seven - mighty, pure force,
Eight - the work that's never done
Nine - for triumph and success,
That will bring us back to One.
To the tune of How Much is That Doggy in the Window?
"I'll smash him," said Dobby, "with a Bludger
And fling him down hard on the ground."
"I'll smash him," said Dobby, "with a Bludger
And then bring him home safe and sound."
"My Master has opened up the Chamber
And unleashed a horrible snake
So if Harry isn't to be slaughtered
I must ev'ry bone of his break."
"I'll smash him," said Dobby, "with a Bludger
And knock him right off of his broom."
"I'll smash him," said Dobby, "with a Bludger
And so save him from certain doom.
"With all my heart I am loving Harry
That hero to the elfish race
That why I'm determined to protect him
That's why I must smash in his face."
So Dobby hit Harry with a Bludger
And broke some bones in his right arm
Then Lockhart came by so he could fix it
And used his most disarming charm.
"I smashed him," said Dobby, "with a Bludger
That I hurled high from above.
"I smashed him," said Dobby, "with a Bludger
You always hurt the one you love."
A filk by Varda to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
The Head Girl, Lily Evans, hated James Potter's guts.
She called him names like; 'arrogant' and 'clutz'.
He soon matured, and she was proven wrong.
And the Head Boy and the Head Girl formed a love that was strong.
(restart tune)
They soon had a baby boy, they named him Harry James.
He loved his Mum, and Daddy's Quidditch games.
Remus, Peter, and godfather Padfoot
Flooed so much that the Potter house was soon covered in soot.
(restart tune)
But Lord Voldemort was stronger, his powers grew each day.
All were failing to keep evil at bay.
Little Harry was their only hope.
Can a tiny baby do it? Lord Voldemort said, "nope."
(restart tune)
James and Lily Potter feared for their son's life.
Their baby's fate was on the edge of a knife.
When the time came, James and Lily were slain.
They fell protecting their son, but it was not in vain.
(restart tune)
Harry conquered the Dark Lord, his parents helped him out.
Lord Voldemort was gone without a shout.
All who were near saw a great green light
But Voldemort was not yet killed, just diminished, on that night
(restart tune)
Harry Potter grew and grew, he made two awesome friends.
Through great dangers their friendship never ends.
It will still hold after the war is done.
And his parents, James and Lily, are proud of their great son.
A filk by Varda & Gillian to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb
Sirius Black was disowned, was disowned, was disowned.
Sirius Black was disowned, he packed his bags that day.
Good old Potters helped him out, helped him out, helped him out.
Good old Potters helped him out, and he enjoyed his stay.
Soon James Potter was murdered, was murdered, was murdered.
Soon James Potter was murdered, he fell into despair.
He found himself in Azkaban, Azkaban, Azkaban.
He found himself in Azkaban, he couldn't trim his hair.
He broke out after twelve long years, twelve long years, twelve long years.
He broke out after twelve long years, he longed to kill his foe.
He found him in a newspaper, newspaper, newspaper.
He found him in a newspaper, he saw his missing toe.
Peter was at Hogwarts School, Hogwarts School, Hogwarts School.
Peter was at Hogwarts School, he was Ron's old rat.
(Well...he's not really a rat. He was a rat, he was his brother
Percy's rat, but then he got an owl and Ron got stuck with ---)
[GET BACK TO THE STORY!]
(Umm... Right.)
He trapped him in the Shrieking Shack, Shrieking Shack, Shrieking Shack.
He trapped him in the Shrieking Shack, he was no longer fat.
To his anguish, he escaped, he escaped, he escaped.
To his anguish, he escaped, which wasn't very just.
Something good came out of this, out of this, out of this.
Something good came out of this, he gained Harry's trust.
Authors' note(included in song):
To OUR anguish, he was killed, he was killed, he was killed.
To our anguish, he was killed, but in our hearts he'll stay!
The following three songs were filked for Potterdom by JustJeanette
Sev the Snarky
Sung to Bob the Builder
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Yes we do!
Ron, Black, Minerva and Albus too
Harry and Hermione join the crew
Sev and the Order, Havoc's on the run
Working together, they'll bring Voldie down
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Yes we do!
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Yes we do!
Time to get spying; such a lot to do
Sneaking and snarking till Voldie is through
Sev and the gang casting spells all 'round
Pounding on Voldie till the sun goes down
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Yes we do!
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Yes we do!
Defending, attacking, Death Eaters on the run
Working together, the Order gets it done
Can we trust him? Yes!
Can he help us? Yes!
Do we trust him? Yes!
Sev the Snarky
(Hiss!)
Sev the Snarky
Protects Harry now!
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky (Sev… So Snarky)
Yes, we can!
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Sev the Snarky
Do we trust him?
Sev the Snarky
Yes, we can!
We'd better bring old Voldie down.
Ron the Prat
Sung to the theme song of Postman Pat
Ron the prat, Ron the prat,
Ron the prat and his scabby old rat,
Later in the evening, just as Harry is leaving
He tags along and ends up in a mess.
Ron the prat, Ron the prat,
Ron the prat and his scabby old rat,
He and Lav are snogging, and Hermione she is watching.
Ron feels he's a really happy teen.
Everybody knows the prefects badge
All the Gryff's smile as he lets them get off
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be prank...[ prank prank] trick [trick trick]
Points for Gryffindor, galore.
[Hee Hee]
Ron the prat, Ron the prat,
Ron the prat and his scabby old rat,
He and Lav are snogging, and Hermione she is watching.
Ron feels he's a really happy teen.
Gryffin Babies Say Snape--Run!
Sung to Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh! (the ONLY Teletubbies single; thank the powers for that)
Time for Gryffin babies
Time for Gryffin babies
Time for Gryffin babies
Time for Gryffin babies
Harry Potty (Harry Potty)
Hermione (Hermione)
Neville (Neville)
Ron (Ron)
Gryffin babies (Gryffin babies)
See Snape, (Oh-oh)
Gryffin babies RUN, Gryffin babies RUN
Harry Potty (Harry Potty)
Hermione (Hermione)
Neville (Neville)
Ron (Ron)
Gryffin babies (Gryffin babies)
See Snape, (Oh-oh)
Harry Potty (Harry Potty)
Hermione (Hermione)
Neville (Neville)
Ron (Ron)
Gryffin babies (Gryffin babies)
(Snape-RUN)
Hagrid Hagrid quite the giant,
How do you keep the monsters compliant
With lots of stuff the Slytherin sells
And tasty maids all in a row
I'm so glad that's finished
What a terrible racket
Harry Potty (Harry Potty)
Hermione (Hermione)
Neville (Neville)
Ron (Ron)
Gryffin babies (Gryffin babies)
See Snape, (Oh-oh)
Harry Potty (Harry Potty)
Hermione (Hermione)
Neville (Neville)
Ron (Ron)
Gryffin babies (Gryffin babies)
(Snape-RUN)